Oh dear. Never Mind

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Oh dear. Never Mind

Post by Longsider » Sat Jan 15, 2022 5:08 pm

Revisited the Newcastle Forum.
First post I see.
£20m for Wood got to laugh, got about the same amount of movement as a plank of wood utterly hopeless
:D
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Post by gandhisflipflop » Sat Jan 15, 2022 5:12 pm

Are you going to link it....

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Post by Longsider » Sat Jan 15, 2022 5:14 pm

gandhisflipflop wrote:
Sat Jan 15, 2022 5:12 pm
Are you going to link it....
https://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/ ... /#comments

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Post by Bosscat » Sat Jan 15, 2022 5:16 pm

gandhisflipflop wrote:
Sat Jan 15, 2022 5:12 pm
Are you going to link it....
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Post by tiger76 » Sat Jan 15, 2022 5:16 pm

Blimey! I knew they were brutal up there. but even I didn't think they'd turn on him after 90 minutes. :lol:

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Post by NewClaret » Sat Jan 15, 2022 5:20 pm

Boos ringing around St James’ at the end. A few starting to turn on Howe.

When Howe goes Wood will never start for Newcastle again. Still, at least he won’t be in his comfort zone.
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Post by Lowbankclaret » Sat Jan 15, 2022 5:22 pm

Oh I did.
Watched it on a stream which was bad.
But if that’s him outside his comfort zone trying his best, they will rip him to bits.

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Post by ksrclaret » Sat Jan 15, 2022 5:24 pm

Chris Wood has always been a really, really rubbish footballer but a good goals scorer.

When he doesn't score he looks absolutely rotten and wretched. Everything bounces off him and every move breaks down when it reaches him.

Newcastle are about to find that out and if we had anyone decent to come in and replace him I'd be wetting myself at their expense.

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Post by SalisburyClaret » Sat Jan 15, 2022 5:25 pm

I can’t see Rafa playing him

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Post by Steve1956 » Sat Jan 15, 2022 5:25 pm

Lowbankclaret wrote:
Sat Jan 15, 2022 5:22 pm
Oh I did.
Watched it on a stream which was bad.
But if that’s him outside his comfort zone trying his best, they will rip him to bits.
I watched it on a fantastic stream....Wood was still shite.
No one was lumping him long balls though :lol:

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Post by Lowbankclaret » Sat Jan 15, 2022 5:28 pm

Steve1956 wrote:
Sat Jan 15, 2022 5:25 pm
I watched it on a fantastic stream....Wood was still shite.
No one was lumping him long balls though :lol:
I said on several threads they would be underwhelmed.

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Post by Damo » Sat Jan 15, 2022 5:32 pm

His highlights today if you can't wait for MOTD
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Post by expoultryboy » Sat Jan 15, 2022 5:33 pm

If you read it further down , one fan says Wood won every aerial challenge but no other players backed him up . Just showing a balanced view . I like the fan who hopes the owner beheads them all !!!

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Post by andyh » Sat Jan 15, 2022 5:38 pm

I love that he has replaced Ronaldo as the worlds most expensive 30 year old.

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Post by Pearcey » Sat Jan 15, 2022 5:43 pm

If I was a Newcastle fan I’d be more concerned that they’ve employed a vastly overrated manager.
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Post by Marty Dobson » Sat Jan 15, 2022 5:46 pm

andyh wrote:
Sat Jan 15, 2022 5:38 pm
I love that he has replaced Ronaldo as the worlds most expensive 30 year old.
Crikey when I read it first I thought you said expansive.

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Post by alboclaret » Sat Jan 15, 2022 5:46 pm

Bosscat wrote:
Sat Jan 15, 2022 5:16 pm
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The comment re wood is from a Sunderland fan.

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Post by Superjohnnyfrancis » Sat Jan 15, 2022 5:47 pm

Definitely superseeds the Thomas transfer to Southampton, BFC have played a blinder with that clause.
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Post by what_no_pies » Sat Jan 15, 2022 5:47 pm

I want he'd and it was Chris Wood's 2nd best game of the season. He actually put himself about a bit. Despite that his overall contribution was still underwhelming.

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Post by Bosscat » Sat Jan 15, 2022 5:52 pm

alboclaret wrote:
Sat Jan 15, 2022 5:46 pm
The comment re wood is from a Sunderland fan.
Who cares

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Post by alboclaret » Sat Jan 15, 2022 5:54 pm

Bosscat wrote:
Sat Jan 15, 2022 5:52 pm
Who cares

The point of it being posted was obviously to laugh/get at Newcastle fans.

Get over it he's gone

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Post by bfcjg » Sat Jan 15, 2022 5:55 pm

Didn't Wood say he went there because he wanted to feel wanted ?

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Post by Bosscat » Sat Jan 15, 2022 5:56 pm

alboclaret wrote:
Sat Jan 15, 2022 5:54 pm
The point of it being posted was obviously to laugh/get at Newcastle fans.

Get over it he's gone
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Post by MACCA » Sat Jan 15, 2022 5:56 pm

Didn't take them long, and he's not in his "comfort zone" yet....
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Post by Superjohnnyfrancis » Sat Jan 15, 2022 6:00 pm

Just imagine if he misses 5 absolute sitters last game of the season and we stay up, that would be absolutely the perfect ending.
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Re: Oh dear. Never Mind

Post by BurnleyFC » Sat Jan 15, 2022 6:00 pm

He’s always been a lump of a footballer but has until this season produced the goods for us.

If he isn’t scoring he looks worse than a Sunday League pisshead.

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Post by GaryClaret » Sat Jan 15, 2022 6:10 pm

Superjohnnyfrancis wrote:
Sat Jan 15, 2022 6:00 pm
Just imagine if he misses 5 absolute sitters last game of the season and we stay up, that would be absolutely the perfect ending.
It would top “The Return of Jason Shackell” x100.
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Post by andyh » Sat Jan 15, 2022 6:41 pm

Perfect would be 5 mins into stoppage time he scores the goal that would save Newcastle… but what is this… VAR review… 5 mins pass… Geordies still celebrating… oh no he is offside… never mind. Sit down shut up.

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Post by Woonderbah » Sat Jan 15, 2022 6:55 pm

I'm confused.. was that Wood in or out of his comfort zone ?

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Post by ClaretMov » Sat Jan 15, 2022 6:56 pm

Chris Wood = Pants down

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Post by CHEWBACCA » Sat Jan 15, 2022 6:57 pm

Chris Wood if he could but he can't !

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Post by Culmclaret » Sat Jan 15, 2022 7:00 pm

We’ve really got the best end of this deal. Sadly the Geoaudis can afford to chuck £20m+ down the drain

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Post by Stayingup » Sat Jan 15, 2022 7:15 pm

Superjohnnyfrancis wrote:
Sat Jan 15, 2022 6:00 pm
Just imagine if he misses 5 absolute sitters last game of the season and we stay up, that would be absolutely the perfect ending.
Aye and just suppose Carroll scored the winner!!!
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