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Joke for today

Post by Steve1956 » Sat May 21, 2022 12:22 pm

Do the winners of
Heard v Depp and
Vardy v Rooney
meet in the final?
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Re: Joke for today

Post by Steve1956 » Sat May 21, 2022 12:26 pm

If Vardy v Rooney ends in a draw can we go straight to penalties please I couldn’t stand extra time

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Re: Joke for today

Post by Longsidelenny1882 » Sat May 21, 2022 12:26 pm

When will your joke be put on hear utc

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Re: Joke for today

Post by Steve1956 » Sat May 21, 2022 12:32 pm

Longsidelenny1882 wrote:
Sat May 21, 2022 12:26 pm
When will your joke be put on hear utc
Eh? :lol:

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Re: Joke for today

Post by Bosscat » Sat May 21, 2022 12:50 pm

Longsidelenny1882 wrote:
Sat May 21, 2022 12:26 pm
When will your joke be put on hear utc
It was on his phone but he accidently dropped it in the sea walking his dog down the beach at Elie

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Re: Joke for today

Post by Steve1956 » Sat May 21, 2022 12:55 pm

Bosscat wrote:
Sat May 21, 2022 12:50 pm
It was on his phone but he accidently dropped it in the sea walking his dog down the beach at Elie
All this is going over my head...please explain I'm a pensioner you know...and Boris is trying to kill all us pensioner's...be kind I'm slow.

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Re: Joke for today

Post by Steve1956 » Sat May 21, 2022 1:00 pm

Just got it...I'm shite at jokes and Lenny can't spell
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Re: Joke for today

Post by Bosscat » Sat May 21, 2022 1:06 pm

Steve1956 wrote:
Sat May 21, 2022 1:00 pm
Just got it...I'm shite at jokes and Lenny can't spell
😉

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Re: Joke for today

Post by timshorts » Sat May 21, 2022 7:14 pm

Steve1956 wrote:
Sat May 21, 2022 12:55 pm
All this is going over my head...please explain I'm a pensioner you know...and Boris is trying to kill all us pensioner's...be kind I'm slow.
Why would he do that? Pensioners are his most reliable voters. No doubt your triple lock (which is completely untenable long term) will be back in time for the next election.

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Re: Joke for today

Post by evensteadiereddie » Sat May 21, 2022 8:35 pm

What has eight legs, four c**** and only one brain cell.

The Wagatha Christie cast.
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Re: Joke for today

Post by distortiondave » Sat May 21, 2022 11:04 pm

How many tickles does it take to subdue an octopus?

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Re: Joke for today

Post by dsr » Sat May 21, 2022 11:24 pm

distortiondave wrote:
Sat May 21, 2022 11:04 pm
How many tickles does it take to subdue an octopus?
Ten.
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Re: Joke for today

Post by distortiondave » Sat May 21, 2022 11:36 pm

Ten tickles is correct! Dsr wins the funniest manpersonwoman of the hour!

Can I get a woop woop!?

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