Joke for today
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Joke for today
Do the winners of
Heard v Depp and
Vardy v Rooney
meet in the final?
Heard v Depp and
Vardy v Rooney
meet in the final?
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If Vardy v Rooney ends in a draw can we go straight to penalties please I couldn’t stand extra time
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When will your joke be put on hear utc
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It was on his phone but he accidently dropped it in the sea walking his dog down the beach at Elie
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Just got it...I'm shite at jokes and Lenny can't spell
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Why would he do that? Pensioners are his most reliable voters. No doubt your triple lock (which is completely untenable long term) will be back in time for the next election.
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What has eight legs, four c**** and only one brain cell.
The Wagatha Christie cast.
The Wagatha Christie cast.
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How many tickles does it take to subdue an octopus?
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Ten.distortiondave wrote: ↑Sat May 21, 2022 11:04 pmHow many tickles does it take to subdue an octopus?
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Ten tickles is correct! Dsr wins the funniest manpersonwoman of the hour!
Can I get a woop woop!?
Can I get a woop woop!?