Let's have a look at what you could have won.

Crackerjack!!!!

Silly moo !
Scouse git
Shoulders back ..a fine pair of shoulders
Thunderbirds are go

We're all doomed.

A couple more spring to mind, which I don't see mentioned.

OK dollies, do your dealing.

Stupid boy.

I didn't get where I am today by........

I've started so I'll finish.

Maybe not a catchphrase but certainly one of the greatest one liners in television history
"F**k you and your eyebrows"
https://youtu.be/Xq0a2BWE3zA

"Come on down the price is right"

"Take the money or open the box"?

"Bernie, the bolt"

Oi you ... get orf my effin tractor ...

Ooops sorry thought it was farmyard impressions

Come on down (Leslie Crowther)

I can't stop seeing Les Dawson on Blankety Blank in my dreams (oooh err), did he have a catchphrase?

Billy Balfour wrote: ↑

Thu Jun 23, 2022 6:54 pm

Hello, Dave.

You're my wife now

Brilliant...Papa Lazarou,the greatest comedy character ever created,and TLOG had many many many great characters,think it's time I checked out Royston Vasey on the box set for the umpteenth time again.

I've got a cunning plan

Wubble

Steve1956 wrote: ↑

Sat Jun 25, 2022 10:42 pm

Brilliant...Papa Lazarou,the greatest comedy character ever created,and TLOG had many many many great characters,think it's time I checked out Royston Vasey on the box set for the umpteenth time again.

Oh please do Steve. The first two series are some of the best dark comedy this country has ever produced, and it should have a protection order stamped on it.

Knowledge is power Mr Watts. The legendary Reg Holsworth.

"He who hingeth aboot getteth heehaw.

Flobbadobbadob

Lipple weeeeeeb

Ooooh icklepickle

"If it's up there I'll give you the money myself"

Billy Balfour wrote: ↑

Sat Jun 25, 2022 11:29 pm

Oh please do Steve. The first two series are some of the best dark comedy this country has ever produced, and it should have a protection order stamped on it.

Box set dusted down Billy....should keep me occupied till we kick off the season on the 29th July.

You stupid boy!

A few from Strike It Lucky.

"Alwight!"

Barrymore: "And what is a Hot Spot not?"
Audience: "Not a good spot!"

"Top, middle or bottom?"

Permission to speak, sir

They don't like it up-em

Bosscat wrote: ↑

Sun Jun 26, 2022 10:53 am

They don't like it up-em

Reminded me of another Dad's Army one,

"Don't tell him Pike"

tiger76 wrote: ↑

Sun Jun 26, 2022 11:22 am

Reminded me of another Dad's Army one,

"Don't tell him Pike"

I thought it (They don't like it up-em)
was another Michael Barrymore quote

What's up doc?
Who love's yer baby?
Hi ho silver away!
Three for one and one for all!
Beady beady ok buck!
Magic Selwyn!
Multicoulered swapshop 01 811 8055
Shut Up! - Windsor Davies (ain't half hot mum).
Hi girls....Hi Charlie!
Yaba daba doo!
O'roit miss Luke - Benny from Crossroads.

Now this is a story about a man named Jed,
Poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed,
Then one day when he was shooting at some food,
When up from the ground came a bubbling crude,
Oil that is....black gold.....Texas T....
Next thing you know old Jed's a millionaire,
The kin folks said 'Jed move away from there'
They said 'California is the place you outta be',
So he loaded up the truck and he moved to Beverley,
Hills that is...swimming pools....movie stars....

Down with this sort of thing.

"Morning Campers...Hi-di-hi!"

Okey dokey pig in a pokey, good morning jobseekers!

Alles klar.

Couple of Mrs Doyle ones from Father Ted.

"would you like a cup of tea father"

"Go on, go on, go on"

Its Goodnight from me
And its Goodnight from him

Goodnight

"Is that your final answer"

Ayeee Caramba

"I love it when a plan comes together"

"We're the Sweeney, and we haven't had any dinner yet"

hello pauline - eastenders
hello ken - corrie
oi - eastenders again

You broke the Dingle code

Ave a banana

Suits you sir
Am I Bovvered?
'Rickaaayyy'