• Tinned Food Count - Cardiff vs Burnley 1st Oct

Posted: **Tue Sep 27, 2022 10:03 am**

Usual rules... Count will proceed on Saturday and results posted 1 hour before kickoff...

get your guestimates in ladies and gents... just a simple number of yellow bottom bullets and the amount of jooooose in ml please

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Posted: **Tue Sep 27, 2022 10:43 am**

375 Nubbles of Niblets of golden joy
40 mls of Watery juiciness

Took me bloody ages to count em when I did sweetcorn Zlat and I vowed never again

Heres to a big win though

Posted: **Tue Sep 27, 2022 10:45 am**

Well played Zlat....thanks buddy.
469 corns
75 juice.

Posted: **Tue Sep 27, 2022 10:57 am**

Suppose I should have another go soon after my rest from the Coal Face of Tinned food counting ... Coventry City Away if no-one else has nabbed it

Posted: **Tue Sep 27, 2022 11:03 am**

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 27, 2022 10:57 am
Suppose I should have another go soon after my rest from the Coal Face of Tinned food counting ... Coventry City Away if no-one else has nabbed it

Suppose? Come on admit it you've missed it.....you're chomping at the bit,have you brought some exotic shite from your trips to far out places? ....... are you ever going to score a point though?

Posted: **Tue Sep 27, 2022 11:11 am**

Steve1956 wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 27, 2022 11:03 am
Suppose? Come on admit it you've missed it.....you're chomping at the bit,have you brought some exotic shite from your trips to far out places? ....... are you ever going to score a point though?

Exotic Shite ... Cornwall, Scillys, Cobh, Shetland, Orkney & Rosyth

we did sail past a little headland called East Neuk and pointed out a hobbit hole in Elie (where an exile from Rossy lays his weary head) to the thronged masses in the observation lounge of Fred Olsens "Balmoral" thats about as exotic as it got

Posted: **Tue Sep 27, 2022 11:13 am**

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 27, 2022 11:11 am
Exotic Shite ... Cornwall, Scillys, Cobh, Shetland, Orkney & Rosyth we did sail past a little headland called East Neuk and pointed out a hobbit hole in Elie (where an exile from Rossy lays his weary head) to the thronged masses in the observation lounge of Fred Olsens "Balmoral" thats about as exotic as it got

What you on about Rosyth is the most exotic place on earth!

Tickled me that post.

Posted: **Tue Sep 27, 2022 11:25 am**

Steve1956 wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 27, 2022 11:13 am
What you on about Rosyth is the most exotic place on earth!
Tickled me that post.

Cracking sail-away though, under the 3 bridges (we had also got to go over the Old Forth Road Bridge on the coach back from Edinburgh) with the resident 3 piece combo "Pete, Ursula and Dave"

playing 60's 70's classics from Creedence Clearwater Revival, The Stones and Thin Lizzy ... Of course all the zimmer frames and walking aids were bouncing by the pool (I felt very young on this cruise at 64

)

Posted: **Tue Sep 27, 2022 11:33 am**

384 pieces of corn
105 ml juice

Posted: **Tue Sep 27, 2022 11:37 am**

458 sweetcorn
54ml juice

Posted: **Tue Sep 27, 2022 12:55 pm**

412 corn pieces
41ml liquid

thanks for doing the count Zlatan!

UTC

Posted: **Tue Sep 27, 2022 12:58 pm**

377 corns
87ml sludgery

Posted: **Tue Sep 27, 2022 4:59 pm**

Bumpety bump

Posted: **Tue Sep 27, 2022 6:41 pm**

422 kernels and 62 juice

Posted: **Tue Sep 27, 2022 8:28 pm**

348 sweetie corn kernels
70 ml juice.

3 points & a happy message board at full time UTC
Oh and happy counting Zlatan

Posted: **Tue Sep 27, 2022 9:00 pm**

432 yellow things, 71ml of juice.
UTC.

Posted: **Tue Sep 27, 2022 10:29 pm**

425 and 48 juice

Posted: **Wed Sep 28, 2022 8:52 am**

303 lumps Corn
44 mls Welsh blood
UTNC

Posted: **Thu Sep 29, 2022 8:43 am**

Bump
Roll up Roll up ... come on folks get yer guesstinates in ere

Posted: **Thu Sep 29, 2022 11:00 am**

Good luck with the count Zlat...could be a long one..
Any volunteers for the next few counts?..come on guys give it a go!

Posted: **Thu Sep 29, 2022 11:11 am**

Steve1956 wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 29, 2022 11:00 am
Good luck with the count Zlat...could be a long one..
Any volunteers for the next few counts?..come on guys give it a go!

Am doing Coventry Away

need someone for Stoke City on Wednesday next week ...

Come on folks get rummaging in that cupboard for a Tin/Jar that needs to be given its Andy Warhol moment in the Spotlight ...

Posted: **Thu Sep 29, 2022 11:15 am**

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 29, 2022 11:11 am
Am doing Coventry Away need someone for Stoke City on Wednesday next week ...

Come on folks get rummaging in that cupboard for a Tin/Jar that needs to be given its Andy Warhol moment in the Spotlight ...

Can't do the Stoke one BC I'm actually going to a game,the first one since I met you and your brother for the Everton game 1-0 win...TWO years since.

Posted: **Thu Sep 29, 2022 4:17 pm**

436 Sweetcorn
68ml juice

Posted: **Thu Sep 29, 2022 8:09 pm**

398

corn
75 ml juice

utc

Posted: **Thu Sep 29, 2022 8:47 pm**

364 sweetcorn
64ml juice

Posted: **Thu Sep 29, 2022 10:42 pm**

328 Corn bits
80ml juice
3pts for the Boys please.
Thankyou. UTC

Posted: **Fri Sep 30, 2022 12:11 am**

I sez 247 corny corns in 149 ml joooooooose

Posted: **Fri Sep 30, 2022 8:50 am**

Good morning all.
200 yellow chunks and 30 ml of liquid. Thanks Zlatan.

Posted: **Sat Oct 01, 2022 9:14 am**

Bumpety bump people - I’ll close the count at 14:00

Then post the results thereafter - it may not be immediately after 14:00 as Mrs Zlat has me going around garden centres all day looking for garden rooms

Posted: **Sat Oct 01, 2022 10:14 am**

358 kernels
26ml joooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooose

Posted: **Sat Oct 01, 2022 1:50 pm**

Last shout… drainage has been completed and results to come just after 14:00

Posted: **Sat Oct 01, 2022 2:01 pm**

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Results are in…

445 yellow nuggets of bottom bullets

32ml of joooose

I think that means congrats in order for:

Claretgeorgina appears to be closest with 436 yellow things

And dawlishclaret closest for the joooose with 30ml

I’ll let someone else sort out the points and table - Mrs Zlat dragging me to Lechlade garden centre now… apologies…

3 points today please

Posted: **Sat Oct 01, 2022 9:49 pm**

Outstanding count! Thank you Colonel 🫣

Posted: **Sat Oct 01, 2022 9:50 pm**

Counter and contents needed for Wednesday

Posted: **Sun Oct 02, 2022 1:13 pm**

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Sat Oct 01, 2022 9:50 pm
Counter and contents needed for Wednesday

Posted: **Mon Oct 03, 2022 11:00 am**

Posted: **Mon Oct 03, 2022 12:36 pm**

Sorry, would help, but am flying to Greece for 2 weeks on Wednesday.

Posted: **Mon Oct 03, 2022 12:46 pm**

If no one else is going to take up the challenge, I'll do another one... always tempted to try beans...

I'll have to dran and count at lunchtime though as I will be leaving home around 1pm to make my way up to Turf for the match

Posted: **Tue Oct 04, 2022 4:56 pm**

Updated table - apologies - forgot to do this the other day...

5 points each for Dawlishcalret and Georginaclaret (or claretgeorgina??? - I hope you're the same person!)

1.Dawlish Claret 30
2.ClaretMisterg 15
3.ElioseLaws 15
4.JDRobbo 15
5.Steve1956 15
6.AfriClaret 10
7.BigF 10
8.Zooniverser 10
9.GeorginaClaret 10
10.Bfcjg 5
11.Cabbage 5
12.Claretblue 5
13.GreenParrot 5
14.Nonayforever 5
15.Tarky'sEars 5
16.VancouverClaret 5

Onto the next count...

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