I've held back for a while now, but can we please, PLEASE stop making new threads daily regarding new chants / songs

As stated previously on numerous threads we have had designated threads purely for that purpose, I simply cannot be expected to keep an eye on multiple threads where samples of songs are being added daily and mostly without my knowledge.

Please if you want a song or chant to be considered, please leave it on this thread for my careful consideration.
By doing it this way it also allows all readers the same exposure whilst making it easier for me to inform people which ones have been accepted, rejected or simply may just need tweaking.

NO songs that haven't been posted on here 1st shall be added to the current repertoire.

Good luck and thanks to all those trying to improve our chants by thinking up new ones.

Didnt want to have to make this thread, but thank you for understanding.
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Macca CFS leader

DON’T BLAME IT ON MAATSEN

DON’T BLAME IT ON BASTIEN

DON’T BLAME IT ON BENSON

BLAME IT ON ZAOURY!!

They just can…
They just can…
They just CAN…
Control their feet!!!

Woahhhh
A loan in 2010
So glad he came back again
He's an Englishman called Jack Cork

And that's the sort of quality that cones to the fore when keeping it it one place

I'm not sure if I've just woke up in a tremendous mood but those just sound catchy and natural.
Not some rip off of a previous song for a player.

They certainly go past the binned at the first hurdle that's for sure.
Real potential in those!

We have cork in claret and blue
Taylor harwood bellis too
Halil Dervisoglu
Oh Burnley I’m in love

To the tune of Eddy Grant's Electric Avenue:

Oh we're gonna rock down to
Halil Dervisoglu
His goals will take us higher

Oh we're gonna rock down to
Halil Dervisoglu
He's our Turkish Messiah

Grimsdale wrote: ↑

Sat Nov 05, 2022 8:29 am

To the tune of Eddy Grant's Electric Avenue:

Oh we're gonna rock down to
Halil Dervisoglu
His goals will take us higher

Oh we're gonna rock down to
Halil Dervisoglu
He's our Turkish Messiah

That’s actually good. Original, simple and makes sense rather than just adding random rhyming words

He's Claret, Blue and Belgian - he's Vincent Kompany.
And he's taking Burnley back to the Premier League.
na na na na na na na nananananana

Dear Gareth MACCA Malone

Here's one for your kind consideration and approval:

'Bene's HOT HOT HOT

Bene's HOT HOT HOT'!

One for Muric

“Muuuuriccc,
Muuuuriccc,
Muuuuriccc”

Repeat….

What do you think Macca?

Jack Cork

Putting on a Show
Tune: ABBA - SUPER TROUPER

Rangers singing it: https://youtu.be/szTujb3vF00

Jordan Beyer
Tune: KWS - Please Don’t Go

A couple for Manuel Benson. I know we have that basic one that we’ve re-hashed again, but we could use something new from a sound point of view.

Man United using When Johnny Comes Marching Home: https://youtu.be/RxaXQrFPtDQ

Beatles - here comes the sun.

Here comes Benson , doo-doo-doo-doo,
Here comes Benson, and I say
He’s alright

Manuel Benson, it’s been a long, cold lonely first half,
Manuel Benson, it feels like years since we have scored

Here comes Benson, doo-doo-doo-doo
Here comes Benson, and I say
He’s alright

Manuel Benson, the smiles returning to our faces,
Manuel Benson, he scores us more and more and more

Be-en-son , here he comes!
Be-en-son , here he comes!

Some might say - oasis .

Some might say that we play anti-football
Go and tell it to Josh Cullen and Scott Twine
Some might say that we are Brexit Burnley
Have you seen our keeper, number forty nine….

Some might say we’ve got Vincent Kompany
Some might say we’ve got Vincent Kompany

Cus we’ve been standing at the turnstiles
In need of entertainment in the rain
You gave us Ian Maatsen
we’ve got cork and Barnsey once again
The turf is full of clarets
We’ve got jay Rodriguez on the brain
Roberts, Taylor, Brownhill,
And Taylor harwood-Bellis my friend

BURN-EL-EY
BURN-EL-EY
BURN-EL-EY


Mine may be a lot to ask

Claretforever wrote: ↑

Sat Nov 05, 2022 9:18 am

A couple for Manuel Benson. I know we have that basic one that we’ve re-hashed again, but we could use something new from a sound point of view.

Man United using When Johnny Comes Marching Home: https://youtu.be/RxaXQrFPtDQ

My offering:

There's a Belgian, running down the right,
His name is Manuel Benson and he's f'kin dynamite

Although an alternative to the swear word would make it more PG for our younger fans

JohnMac wrote: ↑

Sat Nov 05, 2022 8:49 am

Dear Gareth MACCA Malone

Here's one for your kind consideration and approval:

'Bene's HOT HOT HOT

Bene's HOT HOT HOT'!

Red Buzzer

Pickles wrote: ↑

Sat Nov 05, 2022 8:47 am

He's Claret, Blue and Belgian - he's Vincent Kompany.
And he's taking Burnley back to the Premier League.
na na na na na na na nananananana

Im usually a big fan of pickles, however not on this occasion

PaintYorkClaretnBlue wrote: ↑

Sat Nov 05, 2022 8:52 am

One for Muric

“Muuuuriccc,
Muuuuriccc,
Muuuuriccc”

Repeat….

What do you think Macca?

It's certainly not "sing song time" tonight PaintYorkClaretnBlue

Come on Barnsley
Come on Barnsley

We should deffo rework this for Benson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjgIZFgdOcY

"I want to tell you, I might as well do,

"About a boy who can do anything,

"He came from Belgium, to play for Burnley,

"Manny B Manny B Manny B"


He's called Manny by VK so it works

You are my Benson gets my vote.

At the appropriate time and to the tune of 'Eton Rifles'

'Come on the Boys
Let's make some noise
For Egan-Riley, Egan-Riley'

You know it makes sense!

I was thinking along the lines of:

King Charles is a spaniel
He's got a big shiny nose
He's got big floppy ears
And curly wurly toes

Bit stuck for the next verse!!!

For those of a certain age......! Sung to a really camp version of "Boys to entertain you" along with arm movements (naturally) from "It aint half hot mum". If too young look it up on You tube !

Meet the gang ’cause the boys are here —
The boys to entertain you.
With Muric and Jay Rod to help us on our way —
To raising the Longside with a hey-hey-hey!
With Josh and Manny and Dervisoglu
See us to victory in our claret and blue!
So meet the gang ’cause the boys are here —
The boys to entertain you!
B – O, B – O – Y – S, boys to entertain you!

One from the 70’s / 80’s Longside.
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Once I saw a B*****d fan Aye-oh, Aye-oh
Once I saw a B*****d fan Aye-oh, Aye-oh
Once I saw a B*****d fan , he saw me and away he ran
Aye-oh, Aye-oh, Aye-oh, Aye-oh

So I chased him down the street, Aye-oh, Aye-oh
So I chased him down the street, Aye-oh, Aye-oh
So I chased him down the street
The B*****d was quick on his feet
Aye-oh, Aye-oh, Aye-oh, Aye-oh

When I caught him he went white, Aye-oh, Aye-oh
When I caught him he went white, Aye-oh, Aye-oh
When I caught him he went white,
He was just a B*****d s***te
Aye-oh, Aye-oh, Aye-oh, Aye-oh

Then I hit him with a stick, Aye-oh, Aye-oh
Then I hit him with a stick, Aye-oh, Aye-oh
Then I hit him with a stick
I hit and hit and hit and hit
Aye-oh, Aye-oh, Aye-oh, Aye-oh

Now he swears that Burnley rule Aye-oh,Aye-oh
Now he swears that Burnley rule Aye-oh,Aye-oh
Now he swears that Burnley rule, and he was just a B*****d fool
Aye-oh, Aye-oh, Aye-oh, Aye-oh

Isn’t it worth trying to seriously “ re-launch “ one of the real old popular classics ? Like “ falling in love with you “ ( I can’t help )

AlargeClaret wrote: ↑

Mon Nov 07, 2022 6:34 pm

Isn’t it worth trying to seriously “ re-launch “ one of the real old popular classics ? Like “ falling in love with you “ ( I can’t help )

How fans sped it up and lost a verse in the process the last time we were singing it.

Burnley’s My Town
Tune: Dirty Old Town by The Pogues

Example: FC United singing much of the original words, but adding ‘United FC’ in. https://youtu.be/YdrFhEVfCNA

Claretforever wrote: ↑

Mon Nov 07, 2022 8:23 pm

Burnley’s My Town
Tune: Dirty Old Town by The Pogues

Example: FC United singing much of the original words, but adding ‘United FC’ in. https://youtu.be/YdrFhEVfCNA

That is amazing. Would absolutely love us to get that going. Someone post it on twitter.

Claretforever wrote: ↑

Mon Nov 07, 2022 8:10 pm

How fans sped it up and lost a verse in the process the last time we were singing it.

Though the CFS even raced ahead singing God save the king !
They sink the VK song so fast it totally loses the actual tune though I guess most don’t even know the song to guide em in the 1st place

Yerr mum's yer dad
Yerr dad's yer mum
yerr interrbred
yerr...oh wait a minute

B.U.R. - N.L.E.Y.

A sound of defiance?

Nelson lads used to walk onto the Longside singing “NEL-SON, Nelson boys are here again” years ago if anyone remembers it?

Claretforever wrote: ↑

Mon Nov 07, 2022 8:23 pm

Burnley’s My Town
Tune: Dirty Old Town by The Pogues

Example: FC United singing much of the original words, but adding ‘United FC’ in. https://youtu.be/YdrFhEVfCNA

great but its not a 90mph song so certain sections of the ground would need slowing down to a decent speed of singing

Bosscat wrote: ↑

Tue Nov 08, 2022 11:23 am

great but its not a 90mph song so certain sections of the ground would need slowing down to a decent speed of singing

If there’s any way of preventing them clapping along then it will be fine. They can’t clap slowly.

The Place We Call Turf Moor

Tune: Fields of Athenry

Example: https://youtu.be/oRKqGe05CPs

We used to have a sizeable Irish Quarter in our town, and I know I’ve spoken with a few people whose ancestors they say arrived from Ireland generations ago, not that it matters as it’s just a tune.

When I watch you Benny
I go out of my head
And I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough
All the things you do for me
And all the things you said
I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough
You chop and turn and we fall in love
And I just can't seem to get enough

Du du du.................Manuel Benson

AND REPEAT

Now doing the rounds for Sunday. I suppose they’ll be singing the song which makes no sense - yer mum’s yer dad.

Love this !!


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To the tune of Who that lying on the carpet !!

We’ve got Super Vincent Company
He knows exactly what we need
Bellis at back
Jay Rod in attack
And Bas7@d$ sliding down the league

Soo come on
Anass Zaroury
Score the goals for Burnley
We go wild wild wild
We go wild wild wild

Some come on Anass Zaroury …..

Claretforever wrote: ↑

Fri Nov 11, 2022 3:17 pm

Now doing the rounds for Sunday. I suppose they’ll be singing the song which makes no sense - yer mum’s yer dad.

I nearly choked on my brew .

I mentioned the 1892 match on the bizarre games thread. Withus 3-0 up 3 fiddlers didn’t come out for the second half, one got sent off and all bar the keeper walked off.
Can we do something to Del Shannons Runaway?

The original.
As I walk along, I wonder
A what went wrong whit our love
A love that was so strong
And as I still walk on
I think of the thing's we've done
Together, while our hearts were young
I'm a walkin' in the rain
Tears are fallin' and I feel a pain
A wishin' you were here by me
To end this misery
And I wonder, I wa wa wa wa wonder
Why a why why why why why
She ran away
And I wonder where she will stay
My little runaway
My run run run run runaway

The tune
https://youtu.be/0S13mP_pfEc

New lyric.
As I walk along I wonder,
What went wrong with our game
A game we were so strong
And as I still walk on
I think of the trophies we’ve won
Together when we were strong
And I wonder, I wa wa wa wa wonder
Why a why why why why why
They ran away
And I wonder where they will pray
Because they ranaway
They ran ran ran ran ranaway

A simple one to remember, to the tune of Give It Up by KC & The sunshine Band:
Ana na na na na
Ana na nana
Ana
Anaas
Zaoury

Your going home in a shabby, unsafe, unclean understaffed not risk assessed, no method statement
in place, polluting, green house gas emitting f00king ambulance.
Just updating an old Longside classic for the woke generation.

Seen one the other day. Credit. P Barrett
Imagine crediting yourself to a burnley chant made up
Postman pat and his mate chock ice. Power melts

To the tune of Red Light Spells Danger….

Manuel spells danger,
Can't hold out much longer
'Cause Manuel means scoring,
Can't hold out He’s turning.

Vincent Kompany’s magic
He wears a magic hat
And when he saw turf moor
He said I fancy that
He didn’t stay in Belgium
To sup all the great beer
He said I’ll go to burnley
And promote them in a year!

We’ve got super Vincent Kompany
He’s got exactly what we need
Beyer at the back
J Rod in attack
Burnley’s going back to the premier league