Favourite Proper Lancashire Sayings!!

[JohnMac]

My neighbour is nigh on 80 years a Padihamer and still speaks Lancy.

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'It's chep theer'

'We're laykin Man YOUnighted'

Some place names:
Great Arrod
Todmaddin
Cown

[Claretmisterg]

Once we were on holiday and a couple of cockney lads were trying to chat my older sister up. What are you having for tea ? They asked her.
“Tatty hash” she replied
“What’s that” they queried
“Tatty pie ‘bout crust” they were told