The Long Anticipated Return of Pine Bathroom Cleaner

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The Long Anticipated Return of Pine Bathroom Cleaner

Post by Rowls » Tue Nov 29, 2022 4:07 pm

Finally, after years in the wilderness, we have witnessed the glorious return of pine scented bathroom cleaner.

Begone silly noughties and teenies fragrances. Out of the door with "cotton", "linen" and "summer meadow".

Pine is the only bathroom cleaner that takes no prisoners. Pine will get your bog 20% more sparklier than any other scent.**

It will also herald the return of the avocado bathroom suite, and not a moment too soon. Thus it is spake.

** Not a verifiable claim.

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Re: The Long Anticipated Return of Pine Bathroom Cleaner

Post by Rowls » Tue Nov 29, 2022 4:09 pm

Coming soon.

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Re: The Long Anticipated Return of Pine Bathroom Cleaner

Post by claret2018 » Tue Nov 29, 2022 4:10 pm

Be careful you don’t spill any on your bathroom carpet, it will stain.

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Re: The Long Anticipated Return of Pine Bathroom Cleaner

Post by Rowls » Tue Nov 29, 2022 4:11 pm

claret2018 wrote:
Tue Nov 29, 2022 4:10 pm
Be careful you don’t spill any on your bathroom carpet, it will stain.
That's why you need an avocado green carpet to match your avocado green bathroom suite.

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Re: The Long Anticipated Return of Pine Bathroom Cleaner

Post by basil6345789 » Tue Nov 29, 2022 4:15 pm

I read that there are more germs in a beard than in a toilet so perhaps beardies should start dipping their chins into the stuff?

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Re: The Long Anticipated Return of Pine Bathroom Cleaner

Post by fatboy47 » Tue Nov 29, 2022 4:20 pm

Mrs Fb is on a month's tour of our mainland relations.

I'm not sure about the smell emanating from the ensuite, but pine it isn't. 🤔
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Re: The Long Anticipated Return of Pine Bathroom Cleaner

Post by Buxtonclaret » Tue Nov 29, 2022 4:28 pm

fatboy47 wrote:
Tue Nov 29, 2022 4:20 pm
Mrs Fb is on a month's tour of our mainland relations.

I'm not sure about the smell emanating from the ensuite, but pine it isn't. 🤔


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: The Long Anticipated Return of Pine Bathroom Cleaner

Post by LeadBelly » Tue Nov 29, 2022 4:33 pm

Ajax is what you need.
Doubles up as a football club
Trebles up as a Trojan war top-boy.
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Re: The Long Anticipated Return of Pine Bathroom Cleaner

Post by Im_not_Robbie_Blake » Tue Nov 29, 2022 4:41 pm

LeadBelly wrote:
Tue Nov 29, 2022 4:33 pm
Ajax is what you need.
Doubles up as a football club
Trebles up as a Trojan war top-boy.
Great slogan. Hope the Ajax manufacturer gets hold of it. LeadBelly will soon be a millionaire.

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Re: The Long Anticipated Return of Pine Bathroom Cleaner

Post by Rowls » Tue Nov 29, 2022 4:44 pm

Im_not_Robbie_Blake wrote:
Tue Nov 29, 2022 4:41 pm
Great slogan. Hope the Ajax manufacturer gets hold of it. LeadBelly will soon be a millionaire.
Couldn't afford him. Not since they got knocked out of Europe / fell out of favour for modern cleaning fluids / killed himself with Hector's sword.

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Re: The Long Anticipated Return of Pine Bathroom Cleaner

Post by Volvoclaret » Tue Nov 29, 2022 5:31 pm

Bring back Izal toilet paper. That's when men were men and those with piles cried a lot.

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Re: The Long Anticipated Return of Pine Bathroom Cleaner

Post by Hipper » Tue Nov 29, 2022 6:02 pm

Rowls wrote:
Tue Nov 29, 2022 4:09 pm
Coming soon.

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Dispense with plug chains. They're a ruddy nuisance when cleaning and drying basins and baths. Use plug holders instead.

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Re: The Long Anticipated Return of Pine Bathroom Cleaner

Post by Rowls » Tue Nov 29, 2022 6:29 pm

Hipper wrote:
Tue Nov 29, 2022 6:02 pm
Dispense with plug chains. They're a ruddy nuisance when cleaning and drying basins and baths. Use plug holders instead.
Nice try.

This is a massive con designed to enable plug theft.

Your post has been reported to a moderator and Lancashire constabulary for breaching The Encouraging Plug Theft Act of 1912.

Don't fall for it peeps. Guard your plugs at all costs.

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Re: The Long Anticipated Return of Pine Bathroom Cleaner

Post by LeadBelly » Tue Nov 29, 2022 6:47 pm

That avocado suite needs a bar of matching Palmolive soap; get rid of that white bit of soap, it's spoiling the fabulous colour scheme. (Can you even still get it though? You cant get sticks of Palmolive shaving soap any more).

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Re: The Long Anticipated Return of Pine Bathroom Cleaner

Post by Volvoclaret » Tue Nov 29, 2022 6:48 pm

Rowls wrote:
Tue Nov 29, 2022 6:29 pm
Nice try.

This is a massive con designed to enable plug theft.

Your post has been reported to a moderator and Lancashire constabulary for breaching The Encouraging Plug Theft Act of 1912.

Don't fall for it peeps. Guard your plugs at all costs.
Dont worry PPP will get him off.

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Re: The Long Anticipated Return of Pine Bathroom Cleaner

Post by elwaclaret » Tue Nov 29, 2022 7:11 pm

Rowls wrote:
Tue Nov 29, 2022 4:09 pm
Coming soon.

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My mum and dad still have theirs, 42 years and counting: to be fair they did have the entire bathroom tiled to suit. Big fan of pine and bog standard bleach (as my cloths testify).

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Re: The Long Anticipated Return of Pine Bathroom Cleaner

Post by houseboy » Tue Nov 29, 2022 9:45 pm

You can tell we are missing games at the Turf. Obviously the WC isn’t cutting it. What a good thread.

World Cup not water closet.

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Re: The Long Anticipated Return of Pine Bathroom Cleaner

Post by Hipper » Wed Nov 30, 2022 11:30 am

Rowls wrote:
Tue Nov 29, 2022 6:29 pm
Nice try.

This is a massive con designed to enable plug theft.

Your post has been reported to a moderator and Lancashire constabulary for breaching The Encouraging Plug Theft Act of 1912.

Don't fall for it peeps. Guard your plugs at all costs.
Volvoclaret wrote:
Tue Nov 29, 2022 6:48 pm
Dont worry PPP will get him off.
Dam. Thought I'd get away with it.

Volvo's right, the Plug Pinching Partnership will get me off, one way or another.

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Re: The Long Anticipated Return of Pine Bathroom Cleaner

Post by Bosscat » Wed Nov 30, 2022 11:34 am

Volvoclaret wrote:
Tue Nov 29, 2022 6:48 pm
Dont worry PPP will get him off.
Is ppp OK after the thread got pulled the other day where he was being a pill@ck he hasn't been back ... Or is he out in the Costa's again ... (Thats Costa Coffee not Costa Del Sol of course)

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Re: The Long Anticipated Return of Pine Bathroom Cleaner

Post by dougcollins » Wed Nov 30, 2022 11:52 am

So he doesn't gave more holidays than Judith Chalmers then (there's one for the kids!)?

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Re: The Long Anticipated Return of Pine Bathroom Cleaner

Post by what_no_pies » Wed Nov 30, 2022 12:42 pm

Rowls wrote:
Tue Nov 29, 2022 4:11 pm
That's why you need an avocado green carpet to match your avocado green bathroom suite.
Inkeeping with the times it's 'Pistachio' now. Exactly the same colour mind.

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