The Long Anticipated Return of Pine Bathroom Cleaner
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The Long Anticipated Return of Pine Bathroom Cleaner
Finally, after years in the wilderness, we have witnessed the glorious return of pine scented bathroom cleaner.
Begone silly noughties and teenies fragrances. Out of the door with "cotton", "linen" and "summer meadow".
Pine is the only bathroom cleaner that takes no prisoners. Pine will get your bog 20% more sparklier than any other scent.**
It will also herald the return of the avocado bathroom suite, and not a moment too soon. Thus it is spake.
** Not a verifiable claim.
Begone silly noughties and teenies fragrances. Out of the door with "cotton", "linen" and "summer meadow".
Pine is the only bathroom cleaner that takes no prisoners. Pine will get your bog 20% more sparklier than any other scent.**
It will also herald the return of the avocado bathroom suite, and not a moment too soon. Thus it is spake.
** Not a verifiable claim.
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Re: The Long Anticipated Return of Pine Bathroom Cleaner
Be careful you don’t spill any on your bathroom carpet, it will stain.
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Re: The Long Anticipated Return of Pine Bathroom Cleaner
That's why you need an avocado green carpet to match your avocado green bathroom suite.claret2018 wrote: ↑Tue Nov 29, 2022 4:10 pmBe careful you don’t spill any on your bathroom carpet, it will stain.
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Re: The Long Anticipated Return of Pine Bathroom Cleaner
I read that there are more germs in a beard than in a toilet so perhaps beardies should start dipping their chins into the stuff?
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Re: The Long Anticipated Return of Pine Bathroom Cleaner
Mrs Fb is on a month's tour of our mainland relations.
I'm not sure about the smell emanating from the ensuite, but pine it isn't.
I'm not sure about the smell emanating from the ensuite, but pine it isn't.
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Re: The Long Anticipated Return of Pine Bathroom Cleaner
Ajax is what you need.
Doubles up as a football club
Trebles up as a Trojan war top-boy.
Doubles up as a football club
Trebles up as a Trojan war top-boy.
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Re: The Long Anticipated Return of Pine Bathroom Cleaner
Couldn't afford him. Not since they got knocked out of Europe / fell out of favour for modern cleaning fluids / killed himself with Hector's sword.Im_not_Robbie_Blake wrote: ↑Tue Nov 29, 2022 4:41 pmGreat slogan. Hope the Ajax manufacturer gets hold of it. LeadBelly will soon be a millionaire.
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Re: The Long Anticipated Return of Pine Bathroom Cleaner
Bring back Izal toilet paper. That's when men were men and those with piles cried a lot.
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Re: The Long Anticipated Return of Pine Bathroom Cleaner
Nice try.
This is a massive con designed to enable plug theft.
Your post has been reported to a moderator and Lancashire constabulary for breaching The Encouraging Plug Theft Act of 1912.
Don't fall for it peeps. Guard your plugs at all costs.
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Re: The Long Anticipated Return of Pine Bathroom Cleaner
That avocado suite needs a bar of matching Palmolive soap; get rid of that white bit of soap, it's spoiling the fabulous colour scheme. (Can you even still get it though? You cant get sticks of Palmolive shaving soap any more).
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Re: The Long Anticipated Return of Pine Bathroom Cleaner
Dont worry PPP will get him off.
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Re: The Long Anticipated Return of Pine Bathroom Cleaner
You can tell we are missing games at the Turf. Obviously the WC isn’t cutting it. What a good thread.
World Cup not water closet.
World Cup not water closet.
Re: The Long Anticipated Return of Pine Bathroom Cleaner
Dam. Thought I'd get away with it.
Volvo's right, the Plug Pinching Partnership will get me off, one way or another.
Re: The Long Anticipated Return of Pine Bathroom Cleaner
Is ppp OK after the thread got pulled the other day where he was being a pill@ck he hasn't been back ... Or is he out in the Costa's again ... (Thats Costa Coffee not Costa Del Sol of course)
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Re: The Long Anticipated Return of Pine Bathroom Cleaner
So he doesn't gave more holidays than Judith Chalmers then (there's one for the kids!)?
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