Chipolata Crisis
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Chipolata Crisis
There's a huge outage of chipolatas, resulting in misery for millions of pigs in blankets and sausage and beans addicts. Who should be blamed for this ?- I think it's the pigs themselves - they should be laying more.
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A chipolata off the old block threadbasil6345789 wrote: ↑Mon Dec 05, 2022 11:05 amThere's a huge outage of chipolatas, resulting in misery for millions of pigs in blankets and sausage and beans addicts. Who should be blamed for this ?- I think it's the pigs themselves - they should be laying more.
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Plenty in asda today
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I think you're telling porkies.basil6345789 wrote: ↑Mon Dec 05, 2022 11:05 amThere's a huge outage of chipolatas, resulting in misery for millions of pigs in blankets and sausage and beans addicts. Who should be blamed for this ?- I think it's the pigs themselves - they should be laying more.
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Thank goodness I saw this thread in time - rushed down to Lidl as soon as I saw it.
Fortunately, the chipolata shortage hadn't yet hit Lidl so I bought up their entire stock of chipolatas to be on the safe side.
Now have 1252 chipolatas in the freezer. Joke's on you lot.
Fortunately, the chipolata shortage hadn't yet hit Lidl so I bought up their entire stock of chipolatas to be on the safe side.
Now have 1252 chipolatas in the freezer. Joke's on you lot.
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The wife saw the news but she isn't the brightest. She wants us to go to bed early every night.
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Have you eaten some already Rowls they come in 12 packs at Lidl 1252 ÷ 12 = 104.33 packsRowls wrote: ↑Mon Dec 05, 2022 6:04 pmThank goodness I saw this thread in time - rushed down to Lidl as soon as I saw it.
Fortunately, the chipolata shortage hadn't yet hit Lidl so I bought up their entire stock of chipolatas to be on the safe side.
Now have 1252 chipolatas in the freezer. Joke's on you lot.
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Yes. I had to eat some when I was counting them which was pretty time consuming tbh.
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wurst thread ever.
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In a pigs ear m8
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I've had a chipolata crisis for as long as I can remember, I'm glad that others will now feel the pain.
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me too. i wince whenever i see a cocktail stick.
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And sausage all of us,
And sausage all of us,
Now you're going to believe us,
Now you're going to believe us ,
Now you're going to believe us,
And sausage all of us.
And sausage all of us,
Now you're going to believe us,
Now you're going to believe us ,
Now you're going to believe us,
And sausage all of us.
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Sausages are like laws I remember someone said, and not many liked Brian Laws.