Chipolata Crisis

[basil6345789]

There's a huge outage of chipolatas, resulting in misery for millions of pigs in blankets and sausage and beans addicts. Who should be blamed for this ?- I think it's the pigs themselves - they should be laying more.

[Bosscat]

There's a huge outage of chipolatas, resulting in misery for millions of pigs in blankets and sausage and beans addicts. Who should be blamed for this ?- I think it's the pigs themselves - they should be laying more.

A chipolata off the old block thread

[4midable]

Plenty in asda today

[IanMcL]

A chipolata off the old block thread

Blockolata, surely?

[Hipper]

The solution is at hand:

https://www.theguardian.com/environment ... igs-a-year

[Volvoclaret]

There's a huge outage of chipolatas, resulting in misery for millions of pigs in blankets and sausage and beans addicts. Who should be blamed for this ?- I think it's the pigs themselves - they should be laying more.

I think you're telling porkies.

[Rowls]

Thank goodness I saw this thread in time - rushed down to Lidl as soon as I saw it.

Fortunately, the chipolata shortage hadn't yet hit Lidl so I bought up their entire stock of chipolatas to be on the safe side.

Now have 1252 chipolatas in the freezer. Joke's on you lot.

[burnleychris]

The wife saw the news but she isn't the brightest. She wants us to go to bed early every night.

[Bosscat]

Thank goodness I saw this thread in time - rushed down to Lidl as soon as I saw it.

Fortunately, the chipolata shortage hadn't yet hit Lidl so I bought up their entire stock of chipolatas to be on the safe side.

Now have 1252 chipolatas in the freezer. Joke's on you lot.

Have you eaten some already Rowls they come in 12 packs at Lidl 1252 ÷ 12 = 104.33 packs

[Rowls]

Have you eaten some already Rowls they come in 12 packs at Lidl 1252 ÷ 12 = 104.33 packs

Yes. I had to eat some when I was counting them which was pretty time consuming tbh.

[yTib]

wurst thread ever.

[Bosscat]

wurst thread ever.

I thought it was a "Banger"

[Volvoclaret]

In a pigs ear m8

[Rileybobs]

I've had a chipolata crisis for as long as I can remember, I'm glad that others will now feel the pain.

[yTib]

I've had a chipolata crisis for as long as I can remember, I'm glad that others will now feel the pain.

me too. i wince whenever i see a cocktail stick.

[No Ney Never]

And sausage all of us,
And sausage all of us,
Now you're going to believe us,
Now you're going to believe us ,
Now you're going to believe us,
And sausage all of us.

[Hipper]

Sausages are like laws I remember someone said, and not many liked Brian Laws.