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Chipolata Crisis

Post by basil6345789 » Mon Dec 05, 2022 11:05 am

There's a huge outage of chipolatas, resulting in misery for millions of pigs in blankets and sausage and beans addicts. Who should be blamed for this ?- I think it's the pigs themselves - they should be laying more.
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Re: Chipolata Crisis

Post by Bosscat » Mon Dec 05, 2022 11:11 am

basil6345789 wrote:
Mon Dec 05, 2022 11:05 am
There's a huge outage of chipolatas, resulting in misery for millions of pigs in blankets and sausage and beans addicts. Who should be blamed for this ?- I think it's the pigs themselves - they should be laying more.
A chipolata off the old block thread

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Re: Chipolata Crisis

Post by 4midable » Mon Dec 05, 2022 12:07 pm

Plenty in asda today

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Re: Chipolata Crisis

Post by IanMcL » Mon Dec 05, 2022 4:30 pm

Bosscat wrote:
Mon Dec 05, 2022 11:11 am
A chipolata off the old block thread
Blockolata, surely?
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Re: Chipolata Crisis

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Re: Chipolata Crisis

Post by Volvoclaret » Mon Dec 05, 2022 5:57 pm

basil6345789 wrote:
Mon Dec 05, 2022 11:05 am
There's a huge outage of chipolatas, resulting in misery for millions of pigs in blankets and sausage and beans addicts. Who should be blamed for this ?- I think it's the pigs themselves - they should be laying more.
I think you're telling porkies.😀
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Re: Chipolata Crisis

Post by Rowls » Mon Dec 05, 2022 6:04 pm

Thank goodness I saw this thread in time - rushed down to Lidl as soon as I saw it.

Fortunately, the chipolata shortage hadn't yet hit Lidl so I bought up their entire stock of chipolatas to be on the safe side.

Now have 1252 chipolatas in the freezer. Joke's on you lot.

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Re: Chipolata Crisis

Post by burnleychris » Mon Dec 05, 2022 6:05 pm

The wife saw the news but she isn't the brightest. She wants us to go to bed early every night.

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Re: Chipolata Crisis

Post by Bosscat » Mon Dec 05, 2022 6:25 pm

Rowls wrote:
Mon Dec 05, 2022 6:04 pm
Thank goodness I saw this thread in time - rushed down to Lidl as soon as I saw it.

Fortunately, the chipolata shortage hadn't yet hit Lidl so I bought up their entire stock of chipolatas to be on the safe side.

Now have 1252 chipolatas in the freezer. Joke's on you lot.
Have you eaten some already Rowls they come in 12 packs at Lidl 😉 1252 ÷ 12 = 104.33 packs 😁

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Re: Chipolata Crisis

Post by Rowls » Mon Dec 05, 2022 8:13 pm

Bosscat wrote:
Mon Dec 05, 2022 6:25 pm
Have you eaten some already Rowls they come in 12 packs at Lidl 😉 1252 ÷ 12 = 104.33 packs 😁
Yes. I had to eat some when I was counting them which was pretty time consuming tbh.
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Re: Chipolata Crisis

Post by yTib » Mon Dec 05, 2022 8:15 pm

wurst thread ever.
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Re: Chipolata Crisis

Post by Bosscat » Mon Dec 05, 2022 8:31 pm

yTib wrote:
Mon Dec 05, 2022 8:15 pm
wurst thread ever.
I thought it was a "Banger" 😉
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Re: Chipolata Crisis

Post by Volvoclaret » Mon Dec 05, 2022 8:36 pm

In a pigs ear m8

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Re: Chipolata Crisis

Post by Rileybobs » Mon Dec 05, 2022 8:37 pm

I've had a chipolata crisis for as long as I can remember, I'm glad that others will now feel the pain.

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Re: Chipolata Crisis

Post by yTib » Mon Dec 05, 2022 8:48 pm

Rileybobs wrote:
Mon Dec 05, 2022 8:37 pm
I've had a chipolata crisis for as long as I can remember, I'm glad that others will now feel the pain.
me too. i wince whenever i see a cocktail stick.
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Re: Chipolata Crisis

Post by No Ney Never » Mon Dec 05, 2022 8:53 pm

And sausage all of us,
And sausage all of us,
Now you're going to believe us,
Now you're going to believe us ,
Now you're going to believe us,
And sausage all of us.

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Re: Chipolata Crisis

Post by Hipper » Tue Dec 06, 2022 10:22 am

Sausages are like laws I remember someone said, and not many liked Brian Laws.

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