Daft pictures or jokes

Vincent'sCap · Post by **Vincent'sCap** » Tue Mar 14, 2023 9:48 pm

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Vincent'sCap · Post by **Vincent'sCap** » Tue Mar 14, 2023 9:48 pm

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HahaYeah · Post by **HahaYeah** » Wed Mar 15, 2023 4:24 pm

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evensteadiereddie · Post by **evensteadiereddie** » Wed Mar 15, 2023 6:32 pm

Rick_Muller · Post by **Rick_Muller** » Wed Mar 15, 2023 7:00 pm

evensteadiereddie wrote: ↑
Wed Mar 15, 2023 6:32 pm
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Not just me then…

7decades · Post by **7decades** » Wed Mar 15, 2023 10:58 pm

Tella is being very Liberal with his scoring

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Wed Mar 15, 2023 11:01 pm

HahaYeah wrote: ↑
Wed Mar 15, 2023 4:24 pm
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Showed this to the wife and she said "whats it about"

I said "its strange love"

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Wed Mar 15, 2023 11:12 pm

George W Bush was asked in an interview what his favourite book was as a child ...

He replied "The very hungry Caterpillar by Erik Carle"

Funny thing is he was 23 when it was 1st published

True story

GodIsADeeJay81 · Post by **GodIsADeeJay81** » Wed Mar 15, 2023 11:24 pm

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I saw this man earlier tonight, it's not photoshopped etc.

Vincent'sCap · Post by **Vincent'sCap** » Thu Mar 16, 2023 12:35 pm

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
'What's the matter, dear' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night
The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met'.
She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.
The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating, I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly.
Once again, the wife is touched to tears. 'Yes, I do' she replies.
The husband pauses The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car'
'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him.
The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years'
'I remember that, too' she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said "I would have gotten out today."

Taffy on the wing · Post by **Taffy on the wing** » Thu Mar 16, 2023 3:51 pm

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Wed Mar 15, 2023 11:12 pm
George W Bush was asked in an interview what his favourite book was as a child ...

He replied "The very hungry Caterpillar by Erik Carle"

Funny thing is he was 23 when it was 1st published

True story

If his lips are moving..........

Vincent'sCap · Post by **Vincent'sCap** » Thu Mar 16, 2023 7:10 pm

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Tricky Trevor · Post by **Tricky Trevor** » Fri Mar 17, 2023 9:05 pm

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Vincent'sCap · Post by **Vincent'sCap** » Sat Mar 18, 2023 11:02 am

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Vincent'sCap · Post by **Vincent'sCap** » Fri Mar 24, 2023 11:32 am

My wife has started to try and economise during this cost of living crisis
She is taking it to ridiculous lengths though

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Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Fri Mar 24, 2023 11:37 am

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Vincent'sCap · Post by **Vincent'sCap** » Fri Mar 24, 2023 11:39 am

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Vincent'sCap · Post by **Vincent'sCap** » Sat Mar 25, 2023 1:08 pm

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Vincent'sCap · Post by **Vincent'sCap** » Sat Mar 25, 2023 1:09 pm

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GodIsADeeJay81 · Post by **GodIsADeeJay81** » Sat Mar 25, 2023 2:52 pm

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Taffy on the wing · Post by **Taffy on the wing** » Sat Mar 25, 2023 6:24 pm

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Taffy on the wing · Post by **Taffy on the wing** » Sat Mar 25, 2023 6:26 pm

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Vincent'sCap · Post by **Vincent'sCap** » Sun Mar 26, 2023 10:49 am

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Vincent'sCap · Post by **Vincent'sCap** » Sun Mar 26, 2023 2:36 pm

Sex = Never pulls out
Boxing = Always pulls out.

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Tricky Trevor · Post by **Tricky Trevor** » Sun Mar 26, 2023 7:45 pm

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GodIsADeeJay81 · Post by **GodIsADeeJay81** » Mon Mar 27, 2023 11:38 am

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GodIsADeeJay81 · Post by **GodIsADeeJay81** » Mon Mar 27, 2023 11:38 am

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Tricky Trevor · Post by **Tricky Trevor** » Wed Mar 29, 2023 7:39 pm

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atlantalad · Post by **atlantalad** » Fri Mar 31, 2023 10:00 am

Barley residents are unhappy as new dealership opens in the village.

ClaretCliff · Post by **ClaretCliff** » Sun Apr 02, 2023 2:46 pm

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ClaretCliff · Post by **ClaretCliff** » Sun Apr 02, 2023 2:47 pm

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Vincent'sCap · Post by **Vincent'sCap** » Sun Apr 02, 2023 5:43 pm

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Lip · Post by **Lip** » Tue Apr 04, 2023 2:24 pm

Bashley has acquired his new coach.

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Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Wed Apr 05, 2023 2:25 pm

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Vincent'sCap · Post by **Vincent'sCap** » Wed Apr 05, 2023 3:32 pm

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Schmeichel Jackson

Vincent'sCap · Post by **Vincent'sCap** » Wed Apr 05, 2023 3:33 pm

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Vincent'sCap · Post by **Vincent'sCap** » Wed Apr 05, 2023 3:35 pm

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Vincent'sCap · Post by **Vincent'sCap** » Thu Apr 06, 2023 8:36 am

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Vincent'sCap · Post by **Vincent'sCap** » Thu Apr 06, 2023 12:26 pm

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Tricky Trevor · Post by **Tricky Trevor** » Thu Apr 06, 2023 10:25 pm

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timshorts · Post by **timshorts** » Fri Apr 07, 2023 7:32 am

The Frank Lampard washing machine has an eco-cycle which cuts out about half those steps.

Vincent'sCap · Post by **Vincent'sCap** » Fri Apr 07, 2023 1:49 pm

Even horses have indicators these days
Right turn.

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Taffy on the wing · Post by **Taffy on the wing** » Mon Apr 10, 2023 5:23 pm

Looked all over for it yesterday, couldn't find it.

Tricky Trevor · Post by **Tricky Trevor** » Mon Apr 10, 2023 5:30 pm

Vincent'sCap wrote: ↑
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Even horses have indicators these days
Right turn.
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That should be on our NEIGHbours forum.

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Mon Apr 10, 2023 5:55 pm

timshorts wrote: ↑
Fri Apr 07, 2023 7:32 am
The Frank Lampard washing machine has an eco-cycle which cuts out about half those steps.

It's an Ego-Cycle for Frank.

Tricky Trevor · Post by **Tricky Trevor** » Fri Apr 14, 2023 7:55 am

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Vincent'sCap · Post by **Vincent'sCap** » Fri Apr 14, 2023 12:05 pm

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HahaYeah · Post by **HahaYeah** » Sat Apr 15, 2023 10:43 am

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Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Mon Apr 17, 2023 9:20 pm

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Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Mon Apr 17, 2023 9:25 pm

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