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Re: Daft pictures or jokes

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Re: Daft pictures or jokes

Post by Guller Bull » Tue Apr 18, 2023 5:54 am

I was bored yesterday so I said to the wife - “I’m bored”

She said “Oh for Christ sakes Guller, just do something- why don’t you go and finish that bird table you have been going on about for ever?”

So I did and now she has taken a massive huff because I only put her in fifth place!

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Post by winsomeyen » Fri May 19, 2023 11:44 am

bump...

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Post by Claret Toni » Sat Jun 10, 2023 10:56 pm

Putin dies and goes to hell, but after a while, he is given a day off for good behaviour.

So he goes to Moscow, enters a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender:

-Is Crimea ours?

-Yes, it is.

-And the Donbas?

-Also ours.

-And Kyiv?

-We got that too.

Satisfied, Putin drinks, and asks:

-Thanks, how much do I owe you?

-5 euros.
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Post by Vincent'sCap » Sat Jun 10, 2023 11:12 pm

I went to a fishmongers stall on Bury market with a trout under my arm this morning.
I asked the fishmonger, "Do you make fishcakes mate?" He replied, "Yes, of course we do".
I said, "Good- it's his birthday..."
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Bosscat wrote:
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Did it break easily?
I hear they are very hard to repair.
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Post by Vincent'sCap » Wed Jun 14, 2023 11:38 am

Be thankful it's not snowing



Imagine shovelling snow in this heat :lol:

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Wow.

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Post by IanMcL » Mon Jun 19, 2023 11:30 pm

GodIsADeeJay81 wrote:
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I don't think you can use this forum to get more coverage for your personal ads.

I won't say anything.
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If she is a bit of a goer, perhaps you can recycle her!
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IanMcL wrote:
Mon Jun 19, 2023 11:30 pm
I don't think you can use this forum to get more coverage for your personal ads.

I won't say anything.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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