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Daft pictures or jokes
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Tella is being very Liberal with his scoring
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Showed this to the wife and she said "whats it about"
I said "its strange love"
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George W Bush was asked in an interview what his favourite book was as a child ...
He replied "The very hungry Caterpillar by Erik Carle"
Funny thing is he was 23 when it was 1st published
True story
He replied "The very hungry Caterpillar by Erik Carle"
Funny thing is he was 23 when it was 1st published
True story
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I saw this man earlier tonight, it's not photoshopped etc.
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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
'What's the matter, dear' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night
The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met'.
She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.
The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating, I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly.
Once again, the wife is touched to tears. 'Yes, I do' she replies.
The husband pauses The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car'
'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him.
The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years'
'I remember that, too' she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said "I would have gotten out today."
'What's the matter, dear' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night
The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met'.
She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.
The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating, I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly.
Once again, the wife is touched to tears. 'Yes, I do' she replies.
The husband pauses The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car'
'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him.
The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years'
'I remember that, too' she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said "I would have gotten out today."
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My wife has started to try and economise during this cost of living crisis
She is taking it to ridiculous lengths though
She is taking it to ridiculous lengths though
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Sex = Never pulls out
Boxing = Always pulls out.
Boxing = Always pulls out.
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Barley residents are unhappy as new dealership opens in the village.
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Bashley has acquired his new coach.
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The Frank Lampard washing machine has an eco-cycle which cuts out about half those steps.
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Even horses have indicators these days
Right turn.
Right turn.
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Looked all over for it yesterday, couldn't find it.
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That should be on our NEIGHbours forum.Vincent'sCap wrote: ↑Fri Apr 07, 2023 1:49 pmEven horses have indicators these days
Right turn.
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