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Re: Daft pictures or jokes

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Re: Daft pictures or jokes

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Re: Daft pictures or jokes

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Re: Daft pictures or jokes

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Re: Daft pictures or jokes

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Re: Daft pictures or jokes

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"What's the note say"

It's from Jack Grealish saying your still shite.
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Re: Daft pictures or jokes

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Re: Daft pictures or jokes

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Re: Daft pictures or jokes

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Re: Daft pictures or jokes

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Re: Daft pictures or jokes

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Re: Daft pictures or jokes

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Re: Daft pictures or jokes

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Re: Daft pictures or jokes

Post by Taffy on the wing » Wed Mar 01, 2023 4:28 pm

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Re: Daft pictures or jokes

Post by Taffy on the wing » Wed Mar 01, 2023 4:30 pm

Another failed attempt
Must try harder!

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Re: Daft pictures or jokes

Post by Taffy on the wing » Wed Mar 01, 2023 4:52 pm

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Re: Daft pictures or jokes

Post by Taffy on the wing » Wed Mar 01, 2023 4:53 pm

YES!

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Re: Daft pictures or jokes

Post by Bosscat » Wed Mar 01, 2023 4:57 pm

Taffy on the wing wrote:
Wed Mar 01, 2023 4:53 pm
YES!
🤣🤣🤣

Was going to aay was it worth all the work 😉


Yeah not bad Taffy not bad 🤭🤭🤭

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Re: Daft pictures or jokes

Post by Taffy on the wing » Wed Mar 01, 2023 5:00 pm

I might have the knack now.
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Re: Daft pictures or jokes

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Re: Daft pictures or jokes

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Re: Daft pictures or jokes

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Re: Daft pictures or jokes

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Re: Daft pictures or jokes

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Re: Daft pictures or jokes

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Re: Daft pictures or jokes

Post by 4:20 » Sat Mar 04, 2023 9:48 am

My wife's going to crochet me this...
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Re: Daft pictures or jokes

Post by BobHaidong » Sat Mar 04, 2023 11:54 am

Yesterday I went to the doctor with a suspicious looking mole.

He got really mad at me, told me they all look like that, and I should’ve left it in the ground

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Re: Daft pictures or jokes

Post by Frenchclaret » Sat Mar 04, 2023 1:46 pm

A Billy Connolly joke —
Two guys from Glasgow are going home from work one night. One says, “I’ll tell you what. When I get home
I’m going to rip off the wife’s knickers .”
The other guy says, “What for?”
He says, “The elastic is hurting my legs.”

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Re: Daft pictures or jokes

Post by Spijed » Sat Mar 04, 2023 1:51 pm

How come when you walk past a "pizzeria" there is never a sign on the opposite side of the road pointing that says "pizza there"?

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Post by Steve1956 » Tue Mar 07, 2023 11:01 am

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Re: Daft pictures or jokes

Post by Tricky Trevor » Tue Mar 07, 2023 7:08 pm

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Post by Tricky Trevor » Fri Mar 10, 2023 10:05 am

Stupid me read the top option as “big ender”.
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Post by dsr » Fri Mar 10, 2023 12:04 pm

It's not a picture, but the Daily telegraph printed a letter from a 70-odd year old man who was asked when he went for his covid jab, "Are you pregnant". He answered "I don't know", to which the young lad asking the question hadn't a clue what to do next!
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Re: Daft pictures or jokes

Post by JohnMac » Fri Mar 10, 2023 8:03 pm

Tricky Trevor wrote:
Fri Mar 10, 2023 10:05 am
Stupid me read the top option as “big ender”.
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Transpennine should be included for those Yorkshire based fans of ours :D
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Re: Daft pictures or jokes

Post by Bosscat » Tue Mar 14, 2023 5:09 pm

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