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Daft pictures or jokes

Post by Bosscat » Tue Dec 20, 2022 4:44 pm

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Post by Claret Till I Die » Tue Dec 20, 2022 6:40 pm

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Post by 4midable » Tue Dec 20, 2022 6:41 pm

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Post by Tribesmen » Tue Dec 20, 2022 7:21 pm

The Canterbury one was fantastic i really made me laugh

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Post by Vegas Claret » Tue Dec 20, 2022 7:37 pm

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Post by Lancasterclaret » Tue Dec 20, 2022 7:46 pm

Just recently went to hospital after a game of Peek a boo

I got put in the I C U

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Post by TheFamilyCat » Tue Dec 20, 2022 8:11 pm

Lancasterclaret wrote: ↑
Tue Dec 20, 2022 7:46 pm
Just recently went to hospital after a game of Peek a boo

I got put in the I C U
What was the waiting time?
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Post by Bosscat » Tue Dec 20, 2022 8:15 pm

Vegas Claret wrote: ↑
Tue Dec 20, 2022 7:37 pm
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I know the fans have been deserting them. But 2.50pm on a 3pm KO 😯

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Post by Vegas Claret » Tue Dec 20, 2022 8:56 pm

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Tue Dec 20, 2022 8:15 pm
I know the fans have been deserting them. But 2.50pm on a 3pm KO 😯
:lol: :lol: :lol: :D :D

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Post by Bosscat » Tue Dec 20, 2022 11:17 pm

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Post by Clarets4me » Tue Dec 20, 2022 11:29 pm

" Doctor, I think I'm a supermarket "
" How long have you been thinking this ? "
" Since I was Lidl "

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Post by atlantalad » Wed Dec 21, 2022 12:32 am

May be they should also have added β€˜must be good at pole dancing.’
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Post by RVclaret » Wed Dec 21, 2022 6:20 am

Errrm
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Post by Tribesmen » Wed Dec 21, 2022 12:50 pm

atlantalad wrote: ↑
Wed Dec 21, 2022 12:32 am
May be they should also have added β€˜must be good at pole dancing.’
News for you , i got the job :D , sorry got to go quite busy at this time of year .

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Post by 1882Clarets1882 » Wed Dec 21, 2022 1:15 pm

Small ad -

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Post by Hurstwood_Claret » Wed Dec 21, 2022 1:25 pm

Joke of a club!
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Post by atlantalad » Wed Dec 21, 2022 1:26 pm

Tribesmen wrote: ↑
Wed Dec 21, 2022 12:50 pm
News for you , i got the job :D , sorry got to go quite busy at this time of year .
Spotted you the other day :)

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Post by AGENT_CLARET » Wed Dec 21, 2022 5:07 pm

This was actually uploaded onto thier website and they didn't notice it for a while :lol:

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Post by Zlatan » Fri Dec 23, 2022 4:14 pm

Hurstwood_Claret wrote: ↑
Wed Dec 21, 2022 1:25 pm
Joke of a club!
Get that cr@p of this forum…!

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Post by KateR » Fri Dec 23, 2022 6:09 pm

made me laugh anyway :lol:
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Post by Claret Till I Die » Fri Dec 23, 2022 9:31 pm

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Post by wilks_bfc » Fri Dec 23, 2022 11:05 pm

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Post by elwaclaret » Fri Dec 23, 2022 11:11 pm

wilks_bfc wrote: ↑
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You just made me spit out my coffee :lol:

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Post by Bosscat » Fri Dec 23, 2022 11:17 pm

wilks_bfc wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 23, 2022 11:05 pm
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Post by elwaclaret » Sat Dec 24, 2022 2:08 pm

1882Clarets1882 wrote: ↑
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The Second picture is German philosopher Karl Marx, one of the most influential theorists of the last hundred years. His theories on gender and class rights formed the basis for much of our modern world, especially involving Human Rights.

The fact that his theories were manipulated by totalitarian regimes in Russia (the Bolsheviks) and in China (Chairman Mao and the Great Leap Forward) has led to a juxtaposition where the man can be ridiculed and yet is still one of the foundations of modern thought throughout the West.
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Post by Bosscat » Sat Dec 24, 2022 2:17 pm

elwaclaret wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 24, 2022 2:08 pm
The Second picture is German philosopher Karl Marx, one of the most influential theorists of the last hundred years. His theories on gender and class rights formed the basis for much of our modern world, especially involving Human Rights.

The fact that his theories were manipulated by totalitarian regimes in Russia (the Bolsheviks) and in China (Chairman Mao and the Great Leap Forward) has led to a juxtaposition where the man can be ridiculed and yet is still one of the foundations of modern thought throughout the West.
So its not Santa Claus then πŸ™„
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Post by elwaclaret » Sat Dec 24, 2022 2:27 pm

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 24, 2022 2:17 pm
So its not Santa Claus then πŸ™„
Depends on your view, Boss.

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Post by morpheus2 » Mon Dec 26, 2022 1:43 pm

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AGENT_CLARET wrote: ↑
Wed Dec 21, 2022 5:07 pm
This was actually uploaded onto thier website and they didn't notice it for a while :lol:
Can't really see what's funny about that, good tackle :?

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Post by Dinks » Mon Dec 26, 2022 11:30 pm

In case it kicks off after cheese and biscuits
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Post by Rowls » Tue Dec 27, 2022 11:59 pm

elwaclaret wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 24, 2022 2:08 pm
The Second picture is German philosopher Karl Marx, one of the most influential theorists of the last hundred years. His theories on gender and class rights formed the basis for much of our modern world, especially involving Human Rights.

The fact that his theories were manipulated by totalitarian regimes in Russia (the Bolsheviks) and in China (Chairman Mao and the Great Leap Forward) has led to a juxtaposition where the man can be ridiculed and yet is still one of the foundations of modern thought throughout the West.
Hahahahahaha

Funniest yet

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Post by Gerry Hattrick » Fri Dec 30, 2022 1:22 pm

GB News last night.
Bit unnecessary I'd have thought.
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Post by conyoviejo » Fri Dec 30, 2022 1:27 pm

People knocking on our door with bloody bags of bread earlier, hovis witnesses apparently.

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