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Daft pictures or jokes
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Re: Daft pictures or jokes
I was bored yesterday so I said to the wife - “I’m bored”
She said “Oh for Christ sakes Guller, just do something- why don’t you go and finish that bird table you have been going on about for ever?”
So I did and now she has taken a massive huff because I only put her in fifth place!
She said “Oh for Christ sakes Guller, just do something- why don’t you go and finish that bird table you have been going on about for ever?”
So I did and now she has taken a massive huff because I only put her in fifth place!
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Re: Daft pictures or jokes
bump...
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Re: Daft pictures or jokes
Putin dies and goes to hell, but after a while, he is given a day off for good behaviour.
So he goes to Moscow, enters a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender:
-Is Crimea ours?
-Yes, it is.
-And the Donbas?
-Also ours.
-And Kyiv?
-We got that too.
Satisfied, Putin drinks, and asks:
-Thanks, how much do I owe you?
-5 euros.
So he goes to Moscow, enters a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender:
-Is Crimea ours?
-Yes, it is.
-And the Donbas?
-Also ours.
-And Kyiv?
-We got that too.
Satisfied, Putin drinks, and asks:
-Thanks, how much do I owe you?
-5 euros.
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I went to a fishmongers stall on Bury market with a trout under my arm this morning.
I asked the fishmonger, "Do you make fishcakes mate?" He replied, "Yes, of course we do".
I said, "Good- it's his birthday..."
I asked the fishmonger, "Do you make fishcakes mate?" He replied, "Yes, of course we do".
I said, "Good- it's his birthday..."
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Did it break easily?
I hear they are very hard to repair.
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Be thankful it's not snowing
Imagine shovelling snow in this heat
Imagine shovelling snow in this heat
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Re: Daft pictures or jokes
I don't think you can use this forum to get more coverage for your personal ads.
I won't say anything.
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Re: Daft pictures or jokes
If she is a bit of a goer, perhaps you can recycle her!
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