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Re: Daft pictures or jokes

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Re: Daft pictures or jokes

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Re: Daft pictures or jokes

Post by evensteadiereddie » Wed Mar 15, 2023 6:32 pm

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Re: Daft pictures or jokes

Post by Rick_Muller » Wed Mar 15, 2023 7:00 pm

evensteadiereddie wrote:
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Not just me then…
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Post by 7decades » Wed Mar 15, 2023 10:58 pm

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Re: Daft pictures or jokes

Post by Bosscat » Wed Mar 15, 2023 11:01 pm

HahaYeah wrote:
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Showed this to the wife and she said "whats it about"

I said "its strange love"
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Re: Daft pictures or jokes

Post by Bosscat » Wed Mar 15, 2023 11:12 pm

George W Bush was asked in an interview what his favourite book was as a child ...

He replied "The very hungry Caterpillar by Erik Carle"

Funny thing is he was 23 when it was 1st published

True story 😉

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Post by GodIsADeeJay81 » Wed Mar 15, 2023 11:24 pm

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I saw this man earlier tonight, it's not photoshopped etc.

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Re: Daft pictures or jokes

Post by Vincent'sCap » Thu Mar 16, 2023 12:35 pm

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
'What's the matter, dear' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night
The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met'.
She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.
The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating, I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly.
Once again, the wife is touched to tears. 'Yes, I do' she replies.
The husband pauses The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car'
'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him.
The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years'
'I remember that, too' she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said "I would have gotten out today."
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Re: Daft pictures or jokes

Post by Taffy on the wing » Thu Mar 16, 2023 3:51 pm

Bosscat wrote:
Wed Mar 15, 2023 11:12 pm
George W Bush was asked in an interview what his favourite book was as a child ...

He replied "The very hungry Caterpillar by Erik Carle"

Funny thing is he was 23 when it was 1st published

True story 😉
If his lips are moving..........

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Re: Daft pictures or jokes

Post by Vincent'sCap » Fri Mar 24, 2023 11:32 am

My wife has started to try and economise during this cost of living crisis
She is taking it to ridiculous lengths though
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Post by Vincent'sCap » Sun Mar 26, 2023 10:49 am

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Barley residents are unhappy as new dealership opens in the village.
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Bashley has acquired his new coach.
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Post by timshorts » Fri Apr 07, 2023 7:32 am

The Frank Lampard washing machine has an eco-cycle which cuts out about half those steps.

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Post by Vincent'sCap » Fri Apr 07, 2023 1:49 pm

Even horses have indicators these days
Right turn.😆
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Post by Taffy on the wing » Mon Apr 10, 2023 5:23 pm

Looked all over for it yesterday, couldn't find it.
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Post by Tricky Trevor » Mon Apr 10, 2023 5:30 pm

Vincent'sCap wrote:
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Even horses have indicators these days
Right turn.😆
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That should be on our NEIGHbours forum.

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Post by IanMcL » Mon Apr 10, 2023 5:55 pm

timshorts wrote:
Fri Apr 07, 2023 7:32 am
The Frank Lampard washing machine has an eco-cycle which cuts out about half those steps.
It's an Ego-Cycle for Frank.

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