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Next Manager

Post by brexit » Tue Mar 21, 2023 11:30 am

Bored so I thought I would start the thread early.
With Vinny off to Spurs in the summer, who would you like as our next manager?
Personally, I would like Sean back. He likes young international flair players, and Muric fits his tactical approach.
He'll keep Everton up and then be sacked in the summer.
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Re: Next Manager

Post by Guller Bull » Tue Mar 21, 2023 11:34 am

Kinell you are bored!
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Re: Next Manager

Post by jrgbfc » Tue Mar 21, 2023 11:35 am

:lol: :lol:

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Re: Next Manager

Post by ClaretPete001 » Tue Mar 21, 2023 11:35 am

The Claretflakes and emoji kidz are going to have a field day with this one.

The flakes will post the following:

'FFS my entire life has just crumbled into an empty vacuum - can't you just enjoy things as they are'

And the Kidz:

'This is the stupidest thread in the history of the universe. It's stupidity even pre-dates the big bang and erm God even :D :D :D :D :D :) :) :) :) :) :( :( :( :( :o :o :o '

There the whole thread is done.

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Re: Next Manager

Post by Guller Bull » Tue Mar 21, 2023 11:37 am

I was thinking of buying a new toaster - any recommendations?

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Re: Next Manager

Post by dsr » Tue Mar 21, 2023 11:38 am

Guller Bull wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 21, 2023 11:37 am
I was thinking of buying a new toaster - any recommendations?
Make sure it's big enough to take a full slice of bread. Argos do a decent one.
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Re: Next Manager

Post by Bosscat » Tue Mar 21, 2023 11:40 am

ClaretPete001 wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 21, 2023 11:35 am
The Claretflakes and emoji kidz are going to have a field day with this one.

The flakes will post the following:

'FFS my entire life has just crumbled into an empty vacuum - can't you just enjoy things as they are'

And the Kidz:

'This is the stupidest thread in the history of the universe. It's stupidity even pre-dates the big bang and erm God even :D :D :D :D :D :) :) :) :) :) :( :( :( :( :o :o :o '

There the whole thread is done.
Or maybe just ignore it, and treat it for the clickbait it is 😁
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Re: Next Manager

Post by Guller Bull » Tue Mar 21, 2023 11:41 am

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 21, 2023 11:40 am
Or maybe just ignore it, and treat it for the clickbait it is 😁
No these are the BEST threads!
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Re: Next Manager

Post by Bosscat » Tue Mar 21, 2023 11:47 am

Guller Bull wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 21, 2023 11:41 am
No these are the BEST threads!
Toaster threads or Manager threads πŸ€”

Agree about the Toaster we have a 4 slice that will take Sliced Bagels and Crumpets etc πŸ˜‰

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Re: Next Manager

Post by Buxtonclaret » Tue Mar 21, 2023 11:49 am

Do Air Fryers do toast?

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Re: Next Manager

Post by Funkydrummer » Tue Mar 21, 2023 11:53 am

Buxtonclaret wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 21, 2023 11:49 am
Do Air Fryers do toast?
Don't know, but Carlsberg might !!

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Re: Next Manager

Post by dougcollins » Tue Mar 21, 2023 11:55 am

My toaster has a habit of randomly throwing the socket ring fuse. The board is in the garage and it's really annoying.

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Re: Next Manager

Post by brexit » Tue Mar 21, 2023 11:55 am

Air fryers do great grilled cheese sandwiches, but you need cocktail sticks

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Re: Next Manager

Post by brexit » Tue Mar 21, 2023 11:57 am


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Re: Next Manager

Post by Lubanski » Tue Mar 21, 2023 12:11 pm

Thanks for the waning Brexit,I'll stop doing that now.

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Re: Next Manager

Post by Cirrus_Minor » Tue Mar 21, 2023 12:15 pm

That toast does look good though

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Re: Next Manager

Post by brexit » Tue Mar 21, 2023 12:17 pm

Lubanski wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 21, 2023 12:11 pm
Thanks for the waning Brexit,I'll stop doing that now.
you missed out a letter was it a k?

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Re: Next Manager

Post by brexit » Tue Mar 21, 2023 12:18 pm

Lubanski wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 21, 2023 12:11 pm
Thanks for the waning Brexit,I'll stop doing that now.
you missed out a letter was it a k?

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Re: Next Manager

Post by AfloatinClaret » Tue Mar 21, 2023 12:22 pm

Years ago when I lived in a shared house we brought a sandwich toaster which one housemate complained 'always burnt the toast long before the cheese has melted'; when Simon to demonstrated this problem, we discovered that he was toasting the bread before he made the sarnie and put it into the sandwich maker. :?

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Re: Next Manager

Post by Rowls » Tue Mar 21, 2023 12:25 pm

dsr wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 21, 2023 11:38 am
Make sure it's big enough to take a full slice of bread. Argos do a decent one.
So many toasters fall at this first hurdle.

My advice is, don’t be scared to take a few loaves of bread into Argos to try out the toaster before you get home.

Sure, you get a few funny looks but the long term benefits far outweigh them.

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Re: Next Manager

Post by Nonayforever » Tue Mar 21, 2023 12:35 pm

If they made a toaster that magically disposed of the crumbs I would buy it .

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Re: Next Manager

Post by Bosscat » Tue Mar 21, 2023 12:50 pm

dougcollins wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 21, 2023 11:55 am
My toaster has a habit of randomly throwing the socket ring fuse. The board is in the garage and it's really annoying.
do your toasting in the garage so if it pops the socket ringmain switch your on hand to pop it back in
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Re: Next Manager

Post by Bosscat » Tue Mar 21, 2023 12:51 pm

Rowls wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 21, 2023 12:25 pm
So many toasters fall at this first hurdle.

My advice is, don’t be scared to take a few loaves of bread into Argos to try out the toaster before you get home.

Sure, you get a few funny looks but the long term benefits far outweigh them.
and some butter ... and Marmalade

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Re: Next Manager

Post by PremierLeagueClass » Tue Mar 21, 2023 12:54 pm

The owners will certainly already be thinking about who will succeed Kompany.

Similar profile needed to continue the good work.

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Re: Next Manager

Post by brexit » Tue Mar 21, 2023 12:56 pm

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 21, 2023 11:47 am
Toaster threads or Manager threads πŸ€”

Agree about the Toaster we have a 4 slice that will take Sliced Bagels and Crumpets etc πŸ˜‰
I have one of those with a bagel button, never used it which way round do the bagels go?

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Re: Next Manager

Post by bfcmartin » Tue Mar 21, 2023 12:58 pm

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Re: Next Manager

Post by Vegas Claret » Tue Mar 21, 2023 1:03 pm

brexit wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 21, 2023 11:30 am
Bored so I thought I would start the thread early.
With Vinny off to Spurs in the summer, who would you like as our next manager?
Personally, I would like Sean back. He likes young international flair players, and Muric fits his tactical approach.
He'll keep Everton up and then be sacked in the summer.
by bored did you actually mean drunk ? :D

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Re: Next Manager

Post by Bosscat » Tue Mar 21, 2023 1:07 pm

brexit wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 21, 2023 12:56 pm
I have one of those with a bagel button, never used it which way round do the bagels go?
Sideways πŸ˜‰

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Re: Next Manager

Post by Firthy » Tue Mar 21, 2023 1:07 pm

Log fire and a fork works best for me πŸ˜‚

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Re: Next Manager

Post by brexit » Tue Mar 21, 2023 1:28 pm

Vegas Claret wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 21, 2023 1:03 pm
by bored did you actually mean drunk ? :D
will be later stuck in Tallin for a couple of weeks

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Re: Next Manager

Post by Vegas Claret » Tue Mar 21, 2023 1:37 pm

brexit wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 21, 2023 1:28 pm
will be later stuck in Tallin for a couple of weeks
nice !! enjoy

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Re: Next Manager

Post by DCWat » Tue Mar 21, 2023 1:45 pm

When the time does come, the approach taken and the person selected will be really interesting. Finding another Kompany, someone intelligent, with a big profile and plenty of contacts will be hard enough. Finding someone with those qualities that actually delivers, even harder still.

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Re: Next Manager

Post by brexit » Tue Mar 21, 2023 2:16 pm

DCWat wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 21, 2023 1:45 pm
When the time does come, the approach taken and the person selected will be really interesting. Finding another Kompany, someone intelligent, with a big profile and plenty of contacts will be hard enough. Finding someone with those qualities that actually delivers, even harder still.
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Re: Next Manager

Post by Tricky Trevor » Tue Mar 21, 2023 2:56 pm

Sir Michael Duff and he’ll bring his own toaster.

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Re: Next Manager

Post by Nori1958 » Tue Mar 21, 2023 3:00 pm

I was bored this morning.....post on here, or a walk in the sun, a few 1 euro pints, lunch by the sea, followed by a few more pints....glad I didn't decide the post on here option

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Re: Next Manager

Post by Hipper » Tue Mar 21, 2023 3:25 pm

Combining the two prongs of this thread, our new manager could be a toaster.

He would use his loaf, do well in both halves, attack down both sides at the same time, and our opponents would end up toast.

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Re: Next Manager

Post by daveisaclaret » Tue Mar 21, 2023 3:50 pm

I once wanted to buy a toaster that had a little section on the side to do beans in, but everyone at work laughed at me so I never did

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Re: Next Manager

Post by Nonayforever » Tue Mar 21, 2023 6:40 pm

We could go for Mark Warburton, he would make good toast.
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Re: Next Manager

Post by Guller Bull » Tue Mar 21, 2023 6:43 pm

Nacho Libra makes good toast!

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Re: Next Manager

Post by Rowls » Tue Mar 21, 2023 6:49 pm

daveisaclaret wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 21, 2023 3:50 pm
I once wanted to buy a toaster that had a little section on the side to do beans in, but everyone at work laughed at me so I never did
Heating beans in a toaster? How did that work?

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Re: Next Manager

Post by daveisaclaret » Tue Mar 21, 2023 6:53 pm

Rowls wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 21, 2023 6:49 pm
Heating beans in a toaster? How did that work?
https://www.argos.co.uk/product/9066519

It was like that (but cheaper).

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Re: Next Manager

Post by Nonayforever » Tue Mar 21, 2023 7:06 pm

daveisaclaret wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 21, 2023 6:53 pm
https://www.argos.co.uk/product/9066519

It was like that (but cheaper).
Can it go in the dishwasher ?

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Re: Next Manager

Post by box_of_frogs » Tue Mar 21, 2023 7:11 pm

I thought I’d posted some sh1te on here, but the OP takes the prize….

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Re: Next Manager

Post by Bosscat » Tue Mar 21, 2023 7:15 pm

Nonayforever wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 21, 2023 7:06 pm
Can it go in the dishwasher ?
Of course but works best if you get in the bath and someone drops it in (still plugged in) while you are soaped up ...................... πŸ˜‰



Kids DO NOT TRY THIS at home it was a joke πŸ‘

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Re: Next Manager

Post by Exsus » Tue Mar 21, 2023 7:20 pm

ClaretPete001 wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 21, 2023 11:35 am
The Claretflakes and emoji kidz are going to have a field day with this one.

The flakes will post the following:

'FFS my entire life has just crumbled into an empty vacuum - can't you just enjoy things as they are'

And the Kidz:

'This is the stupidest thread in the history of the universe. It's stupidity even pre-dates the big bang and erm God even :D :D :D :D :D :) :) :) :) :) :( :( :( :( :o :o :o '

There the whole thread is done.
Mmm.. just what I was thinking.

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Re: Next Manager

Post by The Centre Spot » Tue Mar 21, 2023 7:23 pm

Toast } bread } Steven Deflour,

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Re: Next Manager

Post by Exsus » Tue Mar 21, 2023 7:26 pm

ClaretPete001 wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 21, 2023 11:35 am
The Claretflakes and emoji kidz are going to have a field day with this one.

The flakes will post the following:

'FFS my entire life has just crumbled into an empty vacuum - can't you just enjoy things as they are'

And the Kidz:

'This is the stupidest thread in the history of the universe. It's stupidity even pre-dates the big bang and erm God even :D :D :D :D :D :) :) :) :) :) :( :( :( :( :o :o :o '

There the whole thread is done.
You got the emoji guy , 6 times so far.

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Re: Next Manager

Post by dougcollins » Tue Mar 21, 2023 7:28 pm

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 21, 2023 12:50 pm
do your toasting in the garage so if it pops the socket ringmain switch your on hand to pop it back in
Thanks. That's like something from the Viz 'top tips' page.
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Re: Next Manager

Post by bobinho » Tue Mar 21, 2023 7:29 pm

brexit wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 21, 2023 11:30 am
Bored so I thought I would start the thread early.
With Vinny off to Spurs in the summer, who would you like as our next manager?
Personally, I would like Sean back. He likes young international flair players, and Muric fits his tactical approach.
He'll keep Everton up and then be sacked in the summer.
I could send you a scrabble set, or chess, or a few books no problem. Anything to prevent you being bored....

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Re: Next Manager

Post by Bosscat » Tue Mar 21, 2023 7:31 pm

dougcollins wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 21, 2023 7:28 pm
Thanks. That's like something from the Viz 'top tips' page.
πŸ‘

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