bobinho wrote: ↑

Tue Mar 21, 2023 7:29 pm

I could send you a scrabble set, or chess, or a few books no problem. Anything to prevent you being bored....

I think a colouring book might be more appropriate

Thanks for all the advice re toasters. I tool it all on board and got an air fryer instead.
That’s 3 I”ve got now.

Guller Bull wrote: ↑

Tue Mar 21, 2023 7:45 pm

Thanks for all the advice re toasters. I tool it all on board and got an air fryer instead.
That’s 3 I”ve got now.

The inventor of predictive text ****** away yesterday.

was meant to say pi s s e d

Hipper wrote: ↑

Tue Mar 21, 2023 3:25 pm

Combining the two prongs of this thread, our new manager could be a toaster.

He would use his loaf, do well in both halves, attack down both sides at the same time, and our opponents would end up toast.

Slice through their defences too

No crumb of comfort for the opposition

I think Brian Laws deserves a second chance. We fired him much too early and he had us playing some really good stuff. Who can forget the incredible 4-3 against Preston? I'd like more of that. BBBL.

Caught my daughter making a cheese toastie using the Dualit turned on its' side.

Guppyspotter wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 22, 2023 8:08 am

Caught my daughter making a cheese toastie using the Dualit turned on its' side.

That's imaginative.

dougcollins wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 22, 2023 9:15 am

That's imaginative.

Its called plan B, sign her up !!

Guppyspotter wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 22, 2023 8:08 am

Caught my daughter making a cheese toastie using the Dualit turned on its' side.

That's genuinely very risky.

A true story in that during my early years I worked for GEC in Wembley as a correspondence clerk handling customer complaints. One of my colleagues mistakenly sent a woman a standard letter referencing an electric iron in response to her letter of complaint which was about her toaster.
A week later she replied saying that she had tried ironing the bread with disappointing results.

brexit wrote: ↑

Tue Mar 21, 2023 12:17 pm

you missed out a letter was it a k?

Brilliant, I missed that!

Bosscat wrote: ↑

Tue Mar 21, 2023 7:32 pm

I think a colouring book might be more appropriate

Please no was horrified by the mindfulness colour in an art deco picture, one of the pieces of madness during the lockdown. Nearly as pointless as a spirograph