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Lessons you can learn from movies
Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2023 7:13 pm
by tiger76
Don't book any hotel rooms numbered 1408.
Don't shout Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.
Don't talk about Fight Club.
There must be plenty more obscure ones I can't come up with.
Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2023 7:17 pm
by ElectroClaret
If you wake up with a horses head in your bed, watch out.
(Actually, that might be the ultimate fantasy for our mates down the motorway.)
Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2023 7:19 pm
by Bosscat
Never wear a red top if you're in Star trek and beaming down to a hostile planet
Edited before the apostophe police arrive
Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2023 7:19 pm
by rufus lumley
Pretend your someone else.
Read words from a script
Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2023 7:24 pm
by Cirrus_Minor
Don't spend a night in the Overlook hotel, don't swim in the sea at Amity Island, and don't nod off on Elm Street.
Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2023 7:30 pm
by Bosscat
If your sat on your Harley Davidson and a muscly tall naked bloke appears from nowhere hunched down in a ball of Lightning ... Get the **** out of there when he speaks in a dodgy Austrian accent saying he wants your clothes and nicks your bike
Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2023 7:40 pm
by jos
If you need to rescue a General from a mountain fortress, you can never have too much rope.
âBroadsword to Danny Boyâ
Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2023 7:40 pm
by Joe14
Always put the bunny back in the box..... if asked!!
Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2023 7:42 pm
by Bosscat
jos wrote: âThu Mar 23, 2023 7:40 pm
If you need to rescue a General from a mountain fortress, you can never have too much rope.
âBroadsword to Danny Boyâ
thats one of my SMS notification tones
Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2023 7:44 pm
by claretburns
Bring your own sweets and drinks from the shop.
Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2023 7:51 pm
by Vintage Claret
If you are female and hear a strange noise in the middle of the night you should always go and investigate it wearing your skimpiest underwear.
Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2023 7:57 pm
by TheFamilyCat
Make friends with a Wookie.
Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2023 8:05 pm
by Bosscat
If you're sat in a 1974 Black and White Dodge Monaco Sedan with your brother, you have a full pack of cigarettes, its Dark and you're wearing sunglasses .... HIT IT
Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2023 8:06 pm
by Goalposts
Do or Do Not , there is no try.
Yoda - Star Wars
âLife is not the amount of breaths you take. Itâs the moments that take your breath away.â
Hitch
Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2023 8:08 pm
by box_of_frogs
Donât say âcandyman, candyman, candymanâ.
Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2023 8:17 pm
by Coeus
Donât say âthank youâ to the gestapo.
Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2023 8:24 pm
by Coeus
Always take the biggest boat you can.
Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2023 8:33 pm
by Bosscat
Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2023 8:37 pm
by evensteadiereddie
If you look in the bathroom mirror and ask your reflection "You talking to me?", seek help.
Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2023 8:41 pm
by boatshed bill
don't let your ice cream melt down the front of your trousers
Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2023 8:43 pm
by Volvoclaret
Know where to stand for corners if you're playing the Germans
Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2023 8:45 pm
by Ampth7
Donât try to hide jelly doughnuts in your foot locker!!!
Donât assume that a small clear bag of white powder is cocaine!!!
Donât play beach volleyball in nothing but your blue skin tight jeans!!!
Any guesses for the above film titles?
Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2023 8:52 pm
by HagridsHut
Donât accept any mythical creatures from strange men in pubs
Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2023 9:14 pm
by LONDONCLARET23
Never get into anything that you cannot get out of in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2023 9:22 pm
by Bosscat
Never take a knife to a gunfight (unless you are James Coburn in The Magnificent Seven)
Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2023 9:24 pm
by tarkys_ears
ElectroClaret wrote: âThu Mar 23, 2023 7:17 pm
If you wake up with a horses head in your bed, watch out.
(Actually, that might be the ultimate fantasy for our mates down the motorway.)
They would couple that with "when life gives you lemons, make lemonade"
Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2023 10:25 pm
by timshorts
Duplicated
Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2023 10:26 pm
by timshorts
If you are a cat, avoid Audrey Hepburn if she comes into an animal shelter looking for a pet.
Tiger tanks don't like from behind.
If you are planning a journey, avoid the route that passes through midsomer.
Catrin Stewart is an infinitely better actress than Kristen Stewart. To be fair, Jackie Stewart and Paul Stewart would probably be better actresses too.
Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2023 10:36 pm
by Bosscat
Cloned
Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2023 11:00 pm
by karatekid
Always be careful when you zip up your fly.
Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2023 11:06 pm
by Bosscat
karatekid wrote: âThu Mar 23, 2023 11:00 pm
Always be careful when you zip up your fly.
Shouldn't you be saying "Wax on Wax off"
Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2023 11:17 pm
by dsr
If you and your friends know there is a mad axe murderer in the vicinity, don't split up and all look for him alone.
And be careful what day you choose to give up smoking ... drinking ... amphetamines ... sniffing glue ...
Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2023 11:47 pm
by gawthorpe_view
Don't go into the water.
Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2023 5:44 am
by Pheonixknight
Always count how many bullets a police officer fires at you...it could be 5 or it could be 6...and never Rob a bank dressed as sid vicious.
Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2023 6:04 am
by BigRedrose
Keep off the moors.
Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2023 9:53 am
by Hipper
Coeus wrote: âThu Mar 23, 2023 8:17 pm
Donât say âthank youâ to the gestapo.
... and don't bother trying to leap over a fence with a motorbike - you'll never make in who knows how many repeat attempts. You are better off just rowing a boat down the river.
Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2023 9:57 am
by jdrobbo
Life is like a box of chocolates: you never know what youâre gonna getâŚ
âŚunless itâs in the shape of a nut, strawberry, segment of orange, coffee bean, dark or white in colourâŚ
Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2023 9:59 am
by Selby Claret
Take the blue pill
Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2023 10:29 am
by Tribesmen
Never leave Smack in your coat pocket when you take the bosses wife out for a meal .
Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2023 10:58 am
by NottsClaret
When ten pin bowling, if you cross the line, mark it zero or you're entering a world of pain.
Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2023 11:05 am
by Bosscat
If you meet John Wick don't kill his dog and steal his car ...
Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2023 11:50 am
by Vincent'sCap
Don't sit in the back seat of a car when Vincent Vega has a gun in his hand and its a bumpy road
Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2023 11:53 am
by Bosscat
Just blow the bloody doors off
Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2023 12:01 pm
by Tricky Trevor
Donât bother wearing a clean vest if you are going to Nakatomi Tower for a Christmas party.
Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2023 1:06 pm
by sjb
Don't ask who Zed is.
Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2023 1:27 pm
by Ptangyangkipperbang
Don't look now
Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2023 1:41 pm
by shulgin
Don't get them wet, don't feed them after midnight.
Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2023 2:02 pm
by evensteadiereddie
Don't peel onions sitting on a bridge over a Far Eastern river........
Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2023 2:30 pm
by Bosscat
If you find you are not tall enough to go on Fairground rides ... Pop a coin in the Fortune teller Zoltar machine ... next morning you will find yourself Big
Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2023 4:21 pm
by gc14
If you find yourself in a dinosaur park do not go in the toilet ..
thats one of my SMS notification tones 
