Bluffing Being a Burnley Fan
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Bluffing Being a Burnley Fan
There's a well known scene in the IT Crowd where a character explains you only need to learn a few phrases to be able to pass off as a football fan.
Things like, "The problem with Arsenal is they always try and walk it in the net" etc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yN2H3--1aw
What would you suggest to somebody who wanted to bluff a decent knowledge of Burnley FC and pass off as a true supporter?
Things like, "The problem with Arsenal is they always try and walk it in the net" etc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yN2H3--1aw
What would you suggest to somebody who wanted to bluff a decent knowledge of Burnley FC and pass off as a true supporter?
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Re: Bluffing Being a Burnley Fan
Eeee, it ant been same on Turf since they stopped doing mushy peas.
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Re: Bluffing Being a Burnley Fan
Vincent Kompany is going to be the next manager of Man City
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Re: Bluffing Being a Burnley Fan
Define "true supporter"?
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Re: Bluffing Being a Burnley Fan
I’m amazed he survived the nineteen match run
Legs, Hearts, Minds
We’ve not had a natural goalscorer since Chaz and Payts
Mee, Tarky and Popey would have played more for England by now if they were at any other club.
Legs, Hearts, Minds
We’ve not had a natural goalscorer since Chaz and Payts
Mee, Tarky and Popey would have played more for England by now if they were at any other club.
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Re: Bluffing Being a Burnley Fan
Know at least 5 phrases that when spoken will make other Burnley fans will nod in agreement. ;P
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Re: Bluffing Being a Burnley Fan
This one works for Citeh fans too. *clap* *clap* *clap*claptrappers_union wrote: ↑Sun Aug 13, 2023 10:36 amVincent Kompany is going to be the next manager of Man City
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Re: Bluffing Being a Burnley Fan
We’ve never replaced John Deary
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Re: Bluffing Being a Burnley Fan
When in the company of someone proposing to their girlfriend or fastenening their shoelaces, they boo them
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Re: Bluffing Being a Burnley Fan
When pretending to leave for the match
“OK… phone, wallet, keys… oh, season ticket and cocaine… yet right, lets go”
“OK… phone, wallet, keys… oh, season ticket and cocaine… yet right, lets go”
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Re: Bluffing Being a Burnley Fan
Burnley have revolutionised the way they play under Kompany. No more long ball and grinding out results like under Dyche
The 91-92 Div 4 title win was the best season ever …. Jimmy Mullen’s claret and blue army !
Owen Coyle ….. Judas !!
I wish we could get Nathan Tella back
If Robbie Blake and Glen Little had had more pace they’d have been world class. What was Ternent thinking at Watford ?
The 91-92 Div 4 title win was the best season ever …. Jimmy Mullen’s claret and blue army !
Owen Coyle ….. Judas !!
I wish we could get Nathan Tella back
If Robbie Blake and Glen Little had had more pace they’d have been world class. What was Ternent thinking at Watford ?
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Re: Bluffing Being a Burnley Fan
Thing about Bolton is they're 10 years ahead of us.
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Re: Bluffing Being a Burnley Fan
We’re another top team in the Manchester area.
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Re: Bluffing Being a Burnley Fan
No one likes us.
Or our Lancashire 'ome
Or our Lancashire 'ome
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'Man City are the greatest ever team, ever'
Re: Bluffing Being a Burnley Fan
Just tell them you are a Burnley fan.
No-one will believe that someone would say this to impress.
No-one will believe that someone would say this to impress.
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Re: Bluffing Being a Burnley Fan
That John Bond nearly ruined us.
That Brian Laws nearly ruined us.
That Brian Laws nearly ruined us.
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Re: Bluffing Being a Burnley Fan
If you think that City squad is expensive, try buying a twix on t'Turf
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"I was there at the Orient game..." "But you're only in your 20s" "Shi.... wait"
Re: Bluffing Being a Burnley Fan
Show them your number of loyalty points tattoo
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Re: Bluffing Being a Burnley Fan
I thought we lacked identity.
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Re: Bluffing Being a Burnley Fan
Rowls is my best mate.
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Re: Bluffing Being a Burnley Fan
Glen Little…… he used to scare defenders to death
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Re: Bluffing Being a Burnley Fan
We’ve never replaced John Deary
Re: Bluffing Being a Burnley Fan
Eee ain't then pints and brews a rip off
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Re: Bluffing Being a Burnley Fan
Teasdale out.
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Re: Bluffing Being a Burnley Fan
I 'wer there that night at Derby
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Bob Lord Knows My Father
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Eric Djemba Djemba stroked my dog down Gawthorpe woods
Re: Bluffing Being a Burnley Fan
No, burnley.
Barnsley is a different place and in Yorkshire.
That's probably all you need on the south coast.
Barnsley is a different place and in Yorkshire.
That's probably all you need on the south coast.
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Re: Bluffing Being a Burnley Fan
we are crap, nobody is good enough
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Re: Bluffing Being a Burnley Fan
Every ref is against us.
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John Gayle a very underrated footballer.
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I was at the orient game
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Oooo George Oghani
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Re: Bluffing Being a Burnley Fan
We are the longside, Burnleeeeee - and repeat - and repeat - and repeat - and repeat
UTC
UTC
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Bertie Bee knew Bill Shankly don't you know?
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Its Wood !!!!!
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‘These days of course, half of them are singing ‘oom pah pah’.’
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For authenticity, each chant should be sung at a faster pace than the last one until you reach such a pace the words are virtually unintelligible.Paul Waine wrote: ↑Sun Aug 13, 2023 5:21 pmWe are the longside, Burnleeeeee - and repeat - and repeat - and repeat - and repeat
UTC
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Re: Bluffing Being a Burnley Fan
Slag off one of the best watering holes in Burnley for Burnley fans...
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Out wasn’t Teasdale’s last name
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Re: Bluffing Being a Burnley Fan
Cayne Hanley was destined for the top
Michael Essian nearly signed for us
Pochettino was interviewed for the Burnley job before he went Spurs a couple of years later
I was there for the Payts "Natural Born Claret" t shirt at Wrexham
Glen Little wasn't fit to lace Waddle's boots
Michael Essian nearly signed for us
Pochettino was interviewed for the Burnley job before he went Spurs a couple of years later
I was there for the Payts "Natural Born Claret" t shirt at Wrexham
Glen Little wasn't fit to lace Waddle's boots
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That lad Foster is Pony.
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Have we signed Derek Riordan yet?
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Sod the light shows, fancy pants dog troupe was pure razmataz.
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Re: Bluffing Being a Burnley Fan
Tiptoe through the North Stand with your Gazelles on, and get your Bene and hot.
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Re: Bluffing Being a Burnley Fan
I tend to think that anyone who seriously thinks that anyone would want to bluff being a Burnley fan must be a Burnley fan because nobody else cares...
So, if you want to bluff being a Burnley fan write a post like this on a Burnley forum.
And the true test of whether someone is a Burnley fan and posts on the UTC forum then it is the ability to construct a sentence that by it's own internal logic is contradictory.
And if you want to prove that not only is someone a Burnley fan, and a UTC poster but is also from Padiham then just get them to explain why the post is contradictory.
If after several goes the person chins you then you have a found a genuine Padiham Claret who is simultaneously trying to bluff being a Burnley fan.....!
So, if you want to bluff being a Burnley fan write a post like this on a Burnley forum.
And the true test of whether someone is a Burnley fan and posts on the UTC forum then it is the ability to construct a sentence that by it's own internal logic is contradictory.
And if you want to prove that not only is someone a Burnley fan, and a UTC poster but is also from Padiham then just get them to explain why the post is contradictory.
If after several goes the person chins you then you have a found a genuine Padiham Claret who is simultaneously trying to bluff being a Burnley fan.....!