Loseton versus Mighty Clarets

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:10 pm

Time for change all round. Unable to post Madge, as she is no longer welcome, however, she has sent a message "Allez les Clarets".

In that same vain, tonight our young heroes will remember their exploits of last season and destroy Loseton tonight. Early ko at 7.30pm. Let's get up for it quick.

Come on you Clarets
Come on Burnley Come on Burnley Come on Burnley

whiffa · Post by **whiffa** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:11 pm

Come on you Clarets!

Guller Bull · Post by **Guller Bull** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:15 pm

It's got a weird feeling tonight. It's like the start of something massive or the beginning of the end.

Nah it's start of something incredible, I'm going with that!

Come on Burnley!

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:17 pm

Tense but confident!

Guller Bull · Post by **Guller Bull** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:21 pm

Lets summon up the spirits of CM legends past!

Bodge, Custard, Elwa, Dande et al - dance in the flames and bring us a victory as an Autumn moon sets on the last of the **** days

holycustard · Post by **holycustard** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:22 pm

Its like courting the best bird in town but shes got the clap at the moment maybe that might scare the vk suitors off.

Anyway first win tonight come on burnley.

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:23 pm

Crikey!

Guller Bull · Post by **Guller Bull** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:24 pm

There's the tosser when you need him!

holycustard · Post by **holycustard** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:25 pm

Guller Bull · Post by **Guller Bull** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:27 pm

There'll be team nudes in a minnit or too!

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:27 pm

I think you should do the bus tonight HolyOne.

Guller Bull · Post by **Guller Bull** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:27 pm

i'm gettin off then!

CaptJohn · Post by **CaptJohn** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:30 pm

IanMcL wrote: ↑
Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:10 pm
Time for change all round. Unable to post Madge, as she is no longer welcome, however, she has sent a message "Allez les Clarets".

In that same vain, tonight our young heroes will remember their exploits of last season and destroy Loseton tonight. Early ko at 7.30pm. Let's get up for it quick.

Come on you Clarets
Come on Burnley Come on Burnley Come on Burnley

Have I missed something? Why is Madge not welcome? She was a welcome addition to the matchday banter......................IMHO of course

holycustard · Post by **holycustard** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:30 pm

me too ive never driven a bus.

Nonayforever · Post by **Nonayforever** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:32 pm

That good feeling is coming back.
Come on you Clarets.

BurnleyFC · Post by **BurnleyFC** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:32 pm

Strange bench.

No Zaroury or Benson.

Commy · Post by **Commy** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:32 pm

Luton

They are unbeaten in 15 midweek home league matches since losing 2-0 to Cardiff in February 2021 (W8, D7).

Burnley

However, Burnley are unbeaten in 16 midweek league games since a 2-0 defeat by Leicester in March 2022 (W8, D8).

Anyone for a draw

Guller Bull · Post by **Guller Bull** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:33 pm

holycustard wrote: ↑
Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:30 pm
me too ive never driven a bus.

No worries this match thread is going to be a juggernaut. Or just a headless shicken as usual.

whiffa · Post by **whiffa** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:33 pm

Guller Bull · Post by **Guller Bull** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:34 pm

Burnley XI: Trafford, Taylor, Beyer, Al-Dakhil, Roberts, Foster, Cullen, Berge, Brownhill, Koleosho, Amdouni.

Subs: Muric, Delcroix, Bruun Larsen, Cork, Ramsey, Odobert, Vitinho, Rodriguez, Tresor

Joe14 · Post by **Joe14** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:34 pm

Burnley to win 4-0 tonight. Just back from the future so it’s a dead cert

ArmchairDetective · Post by **ArmchairDetective** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:35 pm

No Zaroury in the squad

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:35 pm

CaptJohn wrote: ↑
Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:30 pm
Have I missed something? Why is Madge not welcome? She was a welcome addition to the matchday banter......................IMHO of course

Best not to go there.

Guller Bull · Post by **Guller Bull** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:35 pm

Very strange. What's happened to Redmond?

JohnDearyMe · Post by **JohnDearyMe** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:36 pm

BurnleyFC wrote: ↑
Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:32 pm
Strange bench.

No Zaroury or Benson.

Zaroury missing is an odd one. Injury you'd imagine. Who else isn't there? Redmond, O Shea? Hard to keep track

Dark Cloud · Post by **Dark Cloud** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:36 pm

Where the F is Benson??

jojomk1 · Post by **jojomk1** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:36 pm

BurnleyFC wrote: ↑
Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:32 pm
Strange bench.

No Zaroury or Benson.

They're out on the town celebrating their new contracts

scouseclaret · Post by **scouseclaret** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:36 pm

BurnleyFC wrote: ↑
Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:32 pm
Strange bench.

No Zaroury or Benson.

Didn’t expect to see Benson, but what’s the story with Zaroury?

bodge · Post by **bodge** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:37 pm

Redmond ate one of your sticky toffee puds, so he's out injured.

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:37 pm

Too many newbies and not enough muscle memory, as yet. We'll be OK though.

ecc · Post by **ecc** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:37 pm

Sorry but is Benson injured?

bodge · Post by **bodge** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:39 pm

Yes Benson went off first half at Salford, Redmond back after the international break.

Guller Bull · Post by **Guller Bull** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:39 pm

bodge wrote: ↑
Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:37 pm
Redmond ate one of your sticky toffee puds, so he's out injured.

If that was the case there would three Redmonds and Anass on the bench!

expoultryboy · Post by **expoultryboy** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:40 pm

Like that , let's ave em .

jojomk1 · Post by **jojomk1** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:40 pm

JohnDearyMe wrote: ↑
Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:36 pm
Zaroury missing is an odd one. Injury you'd imagine. Who else isn't there? Redmond, O Shea? Hard to keep track

A senior squad of 30 means 10 will always be missing with some of them injured

Guller Bull · Post by **Guller Bull** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:41 pm

As it is Bodge you can be Anass!

HahaYeah · Post by **HahaYeah** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:41 pm

what’s the story with Zaroury?

Good idea for an Oasis chant there.

Firthy · Post by **Firthy** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:42 pm

Guller Bull wrote: ↑
Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:35 pm
Very strange. What's happened to Redmond?

Maybe out on a date with Madge

Ric_C · Post by **Ric_C** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:43 pm

Zaroury must have a knock. 3 Assists in the last game he played

Guller Bull · Post by **Guller Bull** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:43 pm

Firthy wrote: ↑
Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:42 pm
Maybe out on a date with Madge

Custards keeping tight tabs on Madge since that incident with the plumber up Crawshawbooth.

ecc · Post by **ecc** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:44 pm

bodge wrote: ↑
Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:39 pm
Yes Benson went off first half at Salford, Redmond back after the international break.

Thanks, bodge.

holycustard · Post by **holycustard** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:46 pm

Shes under my stairs looking like slimers had a go.

boatshed bill · Post by **boatshed bill** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:46 pm

Guller Bull wrote: ↑
Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:35 pm
Very strange. What's happened to Redmond?

Hasn't he picked up an injury in training?

ecc · Post by **ecc** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:47 pm

VK would appear to have settled on his starting team. It's not what he prefers ie two wingers but let's hope it begins working.

Tribesmen · Post by **Tribesmen** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:47 pm

Evening all from what i would call a showery day here in Galway hey never get dry for too long . 4
So tonight yep we need something and think it will be really close and hope we come out on top

holycustard · Post by **holycustard** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:48 pm

Live stream below.

https://streams.footybite.com/game/luto ... am-1169960

DCWat · Post by **DCWat** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:49 pm

Let’s hope that we don’t give too many set piece opportunities away and look a little more solid at defending those that we do face.

A game we should win, if we have ambitions above a nail biting relegation battle. Not a must win, nonetheless, three points would be a real boost.

Come on Burnley, let’s see the team that we know we are, not this shadow of last season.

Guller Bull · Post by **Guller Bull** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:50 pm

holycustard wrote: ↑
Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:48 pm
Live stream below.
https://streams.footybite.com/game/luto ... am-1169960

Thats illegal that - mind you so was what Slimer did!

holycustard · Post by **holycustard** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:52 pm

Only if you watch it .

Guller Bull · Post by **Guller Bull** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:53 pm

I shan't. I'm looking away! Frickin Arsenal!