Bomb squad at A&E
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Happens all the time... right?!
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Bum squad, surely?
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Why is this news. I mean, who hasn't turned up at A&E with a WW2 mortar shell stuck up your arse?
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I also feel sorry for the poor guy. Bet he was fairly shell shocked by the whole experience.
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MRI scan = Mortar Rectally Inserted scan
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MRI scan = My Rear-end Injured scan
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MRI scan = Massive Ring-piece Irritation scan.
Yep I'm bored.
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I've blown up toilets before but this is next level.
"Military enthusiast" lol.
"Military enthusiast" lol.
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There is a joke here to be made about the country and its issues with the past, but I for one will not being making it
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I have to say this poor chap was extremely unfortunate in tripping up with no trousers on and landing on this piece of munitions or maybe he was trying to blow his piles off
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For what good those old shells are now you might as just shove……
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Patient - I've got really bad piles
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This guy wasn't exactly kind to the A&E staff. Apparently, he had a short fuse.
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It was an Artillery anti tank round so not from a Mortar.
Stands to reason really otherwise it might have 'gone off' and they would have needed a builder to chip it out
Stands to reason really otherwise it might have 'gone off' and they would have needed a builder to chip it out
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They called the police who decided to let him off.Billy Balfour wrote: ↑Fri Dec 03, 2021 7:43 pmThis guy wasn't exactly kind to the A&E staff. Apparently, he had a short fuse.
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A friend who is a surgeon told me people put all sorts up their bottoms....including live animals like gerbils.
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A Doctor acquaintance who spent time at UCH in London in the 1980's told me about a few incidents during his time there, it included the odd reference to a 'name'. We were in Norway during a violent storm and a bottle or two of Chateauneuf Du Pape with Breakfast aids confidentiality (you forget things).LoveCurryPies wrote: ↑Fri Dec 03, 2021 8:13 pmA friend who is a surgeon told me people put all sorts up their bottoms....including live animals like gerbils.
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New meaning to the phrase "explosive diarrhea" ...
The old tripped and fell excuse again I see.
The old tripped and fell excuse again I see.
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A nurse we know works in A&E. One day a guy came in with a vibrator stuck up his bum. She asked him to remove his underwear so they could take it out. Take it out, he bellowed. I just want you to change the batteries!
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That is where the Pet Shop Boys the pop group got their name from. I kid you not. Apparently the teeth of the gerbil are removed and a toilet roll type tube is then used for the furry creature to enter said rectum. Gives the recipient of the gerbil a sexual high, apparently. Not nice for the poor gerbil though.LoveCurryPies wrote: ↑Fri Dec 03, 2021 8:13 pmA friend who is a surgeon told me people put all sorts up their bottoms....including live animals like gerbils.
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Hamster not gerbil. Gerbils back legs too long
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Hamster not gerbil. Gerbils back legs too long
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Sorry yes, I stand corrected. Not from personal experience though, I might add.
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Looks like brexit is the go to man for advice on inserting animals up your rectum.
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surely if over the counter laxatives prove to be useless from the local chemist, its quite obvious ordnance from WW11, is the next best thing.
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Unfortunately by association with the canal street creatives - early 90's pagers and giving "prospectives" your number was a thing
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This reminds me of that old joke about the person that got their Vibrator stuck up their bottom ... they woke up in A&E and the doctor was stood at the side of the bed ... "Good news and bad news I'm afraid ... bad news we were not able to retrieve your vibrator as its well and truly stuck ... but its good news too, we managed to change the batteries"