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Crazy fact that in Australia there are 48 million kangaroos and in Uruguay there are 3,457,380 inhabitants. So if the kangaroos decide to invade Uruguay, each Uruguayan will have to fight 14 kangaroos.
We should be focusing on the clear and present kangaroo danger.
We should be focusing on the clear and present kangaroo danger.
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Its OK they use Kangaroo Repellent in Uruguay ... Thats why you don't see any so the Uruguayans are safe (at the moment)Penwortham_Claret wrote: ↑Wed Aug 10, 2022 10:28 pmCrazy fact that in Australia there are 48 million kangaroos and in Uruguay there are 3,457,380 inhabitants. So if the kangaroos decide to invade Uruguay, each Uruguayan will have to fight 14 kangaroos.
We should be focusing on the clear and present kangaroo danger.
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Being part of the Commonwealth we’d have to back the kangaroo’s wouldn’t we?
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Who counted them all?Penwortham_Claret wrote: ↑Wed Aug 10, 2022 10:28 pmCrazy fact that in Australia there are 48 million kangaroos and in Uruguay there are 3,457,380 inhabitants. So if the kangaroos decide to invade Uruguay, each Uruguayan will have to fight 14 kangaroos.
We should be focusing on the clear and present kangaroo danger.
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Do we need a BrexComm Vote?Bordeauxclaret wrote: ↑Wed Aug 10, 2022 10:32 pmBeing part of the Commonwealth we’d have to back the kangaroo’s wouldn’t we?
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Look out Uruguay the Kangaroos are coming ...
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Rolf Harris.
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Macquarie the Australian bank that has advanced our club monies in both the Chris Wood and Nick Pope Transfers (possibly others in the works - is my speculation) is known in and around the City of London as the Vampire Kangaroo for it's habit of buying companies and selling off parts for profit - you may be amazed and just how much they own in the UK
https://www.thisismoney.co.uk/money/mar ... -firm.html
https://www.thisismoney.co.uk/money/mar ... -firm.html
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You really can turn any thread into a finance related snoozefest.Chester Perry wrote: ↑Wed Aug 10, 2022 11:54 pmMacquarie the Australian bank that has advanced our club monies in both the Chris Wood and Nick Pope Transfers (possibly others in the works - is my speculation) is known in and around the City of London as the Vampire Kangaroo for it's habit of buying companies and selling off parts for profit - you may be amazed and just how much they own in the UK
https://www.thisismoney.co.uk/money/mar ... -firm.html
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Sleep wellPenwortham_Claret wrote: ↑Thu Aug 11, 2022 12:20 amYou really can turn any thread into a finance related snoozefest.
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Kangaroos are just Uruguayan wannabes, sorry wallabies.
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just thought I'd jump on this thread
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Using the OP’s argument, even China would be at risk if ants decided to invade.
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Kangaroo's what?
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Just need the poster Joey to express his opinion.
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He does have plenty of spare time.
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Marsupial Mammals, of which the Kangaroo is one, originated, in evolutionary terms, in South America. Some marsupials still live there.
Maybe there's a secret Kangaroo unit in Uruguay already, waiting to call their Australian colleagues to jump in at any moment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7serkwcCklE
Maybe there's a secret Kangaroo unit in Uruguay already, waiting to call their Australian colleagues to jump in at any moment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7serkwcCklE
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Was that after he tied them all down?
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There's probably a website for that, almost certainly NSFW though.
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Obsessed by bondage ....GIADJ?
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"Whats that Skip"
"Tch tch tch tch"
Sonnys trapped down a well"
"Tch tch tch tch"
"We need to get the helicopter to go and rescue him"
"Tch tch tch tch"
"OK Skip go and tell him we are on our way"
https://www.nfsa.gov.au/collection/cura ... s-language
"Tch tch tch tch"
Sonnys trapped down a well"
"Tch tch tch tch"
"We need to get the helicopter to go and rescue him"
"Tch tch tch tch"
"OK Skip go and tell him we are on our way"
https://www.nfsa.gov.au/collection/cura ... s-language
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Three observations from your OP:Penwortham_Claret wrote: ↑Wed Aug 10, 2022 10:28 pmCrazy fact that in Australia there are 48 million kangaroos and in Uruguay there are 3,457,380 inhabitants. So if the kangaroos decide to invade Uruguay, each Uruguayan will have to fight 14 kangaroos.
We should be focusing on the clear and present kangaroo danger.
Kangaroos are rarely seen during the day as it’s too hot in Australia for 6 months in the year. So presuming Uruguay is hot also the inhabitants should be relatively safe during the day for so many months a year.
The male Kangaroos are almost twice the size of the female kangaroos and are very powerful so you don’t want to be fighting those.
You had obviously partaken in a few sherbets prior to posting this
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There are wallabies breeding in the chiltern hills near Hewenden due to some toff that released them into the wild. My daughter thought she was hallucinating when she saw one when she was on a walk
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And he did tie them down.
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There's only c 1.5 million more people in NZ than Uruguay, wouldn't the kangaroos be better off invading there? They could (figuratively) hop across via Tasmania or New Caledonia. It's a bloomin long way across the South Atlantic to S America, then they'd have to get across Chile and Argentina (and the Andes of course).Penwortham_Claret wrote: ↑Wed Aug 10, 2022 10:28 pmCrazy fact that in Australia there are 48 million kangaroos and in Uruguay there are 3,457,380 inhabitants. So if the kangaroos decide to invade Uruguay, each Uruguayan will have to fight 14 kangaroos.
We should be focusing on the clear and present kangaroo danger.
New Zealand's possibly a bit hilly for kangaroos though I guess.
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You make some good points although I'm not convinced about the temperature argument.Jamesy wrote: ↑Thu Aug 11, 2022 9:27 amThree observations from your OP:
Kangaroos are rarely seen during the day as it’s too hot in Australia for 6 months in the year. So presuming Uruguay is hot also the inhabitants should be relatively safe during the day for so many months a year.
The male Kangaroos are almost twice the size of the female kangaroos and are very powerful so you don’t want to be fighting those.
You had obviously partaken in a few sherbets prior to posting this
Let's assume that only male kangaroos are used in this operation (to invade Uruguay) (the females anyway should stay at home and look after the joeys). So that would mean around 24 million male Roos - that's still 7:1 in their favour. I'm not sure that number would be needed anyway as Uruguay seems a pretty stable country for a South American one and was neutral during WW2.
Transport is obviously a concern but there is evidence above that Kangaroos can fly. I'm sure they can go by sea too. They could seek help from the Duck Billed Platypus. Whilst they are not marsupials they are a bit of a rebel in mammalian circles, what with laying eggs and all that.
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THE female roo raises its young in its pouch where there are four teets the consistency of the milk varies from each teet to give the joey the correct nutrients at the correct stage of its development.
There may be two joeys in the pouch at different stage of development getting different kinds of milk. Now UTC followers marvel at that.
Maybe why a brand of powdered milk is called Marvel. Isnt Mother nature amazing?
There may be two joeys in the pouch at different stage of development getting different kinds of milk. Now UTC followers marvel at that.
Maybe why a brand of powdered milk is called Marvel. Isnt Mother nature amazing?
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Kangaroos can halt gestation until there is a suitable food source. This means that there is a massive population explosion after a drought ends which leads to the destruction of habitat and sets up conditions for the next drought.
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Yes the unborn joey is in a state of hibernation until the time is ripe when it develops its front legs to enable it to crawl into Mum's pouch and start to feed and grow. Marvellous!!claretabroad wrote: ↑Thu Aug 11, 2022 11:18 amKangaroos can halt gestation until there is a suitable food source. This means that there is a massive population explosion after a drought ends which leads to the destruction of habitat and sets up conditions for the next drought.
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Of course this marvel is nothing like the Monarch butterfly and its flight path over about three or four generations
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aren't kangaroo's marplurials?
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What's the difference between a Kangaroo and a Kangaroot?
Ones an Australian marsupial, and the other is a geordie trapped in a lift.
Ones an Australian marsupial, and the other is a geordie trapped in a lift.
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Kangaroos cannot move backwards but do have a way of communicating to humans to inform them of children who are trapped in mines.
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Why Uruguay?
Of all the countries to pick ha
Of all the countries to pick ha
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dandeclaret wrote: ↑Thu Aug 11, 2022 3:18 pmWhat's the difference between a Kangaroo and a Kangaroot?
Ones an Australian marsupial, and the other is a geordie trapped in a lift.
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He only has one kangaroo and he couldn't even tie that one down. He had to ask someone called sport to do it for him.
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I see a problem who is going to make the boxing gloves for the 24 million male boomersHipper wrote: ↑Thu Aug 11, 2022 10:58 amYou make some good points although I'm not convinced about the temperature argument.
Let's assume that only male kangaroos are used in this operation (to invade Uruguay) (the females anyway should stay at home and look after the joeys). So that would mean around 24 million male Roos - that's still 7:1 in their favour. I'm not sure that number would be needed anyway as Uruguay seems a pretty stable country for a South American one and was neutral during WW2.
Transport is obviously a concern but there is evidence above that Kangaroos can fly. I'm sure they can go by sea too. They could seek help from the Duck Billed Platypus. Whilst they are not marsupials they are a bit of a rebel in mammalian circles, what with laying eggs and all that.
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Make that 47,999,994. I’ve seen 6 dead at the side of the road this morning.
Aussie truckers helping save Uruguay
Aussie truckers helping save Uruguay
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It's started ......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LAPUNQ8aNY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LAPUNQ8aNY
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We used to feed our dog Kangaroo mince.......until California banned it's import.
Low-fat & great for food allergic dogs .....get some ordered....help save Uruguay.
Low-fat & great for food allergic dogs .....get some ordered....help save Uruguay.
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Smrt Klokani! Viktorka!
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Even Kangaroos are on the side of the Ukranians thenGordonvaleClaret wrote: ↑Thu Aug 11, 2022 11:39 pmIt's started ......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LAPUNQ8aNY