Lessons you can learn from movies
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Lessons you can learn from movies
Don't book any hotel rooms numbered 1408.
Don't shout Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.
Don't talk about Fight Club.
There must be plenty more obscure ones I can't come up with.
Don't shout Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.
Don't talk about Fight Club.
There must be plenty more obscure ones I can't come up with.
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Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
If you wake up with a horses head in your bed, watch out.
(Actually, that might be the ultimate fantasy for our mates down the motorway.)
(Actually, that might be the ultimate fantasy for our mates down the motorway.)
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Never wear a red top if you're in Star trek and beaming down to a hostile planet
Edited before the apostophe police arrive
Edited before the apostophe police arrive
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Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Pretend your someone else.
Read words from a script
Read words from a script
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Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Don't spend a night in the Overlook hotel, don't swim in the sea at Amity Island, and don't nod off on Elm Street.
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If your sat on your Harley Davidson and a muscly tall naked bloke appears from nowhere hunched down in a ball of Lightning ... Get the **** out of there when he speaks in a dodgy Austrian accent saying he wants your clothes and nicks your bike
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If you need to rescue a General from a mountain fortress, you can never have too much rope.
“Broadsword to Danny Boy”
“Broadsword to Danny Boy”
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Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Always put the bunny back in the box..... if asked!!
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thats one of my SMS notification tones
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Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Bring your own sweets and drinks from the shop.
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If you are female and hear a strange noise in the middle of the night you should always go and investigate it wearing your skimpiest underwear.
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Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Make friends with a Wookie.
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If you're sat in a 1974 Black and White Dodge Monaco Sedan with your brother, you have a full pack of cigarettes, its Dark and you're wearing sunglasses .... HIT IT
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Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Do or Do Not , there is no try.
Yoda - Star Wars
“Life is not the amount of breaths you take. It’s the moments that take your breath away.”
Hitch
Yoda - Star Wars
“Life is not the amount of breaths you take. It’s the moments that take your breath away.”
Hitch
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Don’t say “candyman, candyman, candyman“.
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Don’t say “thank you” to the gestapo.
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Always take the biggest boat you can.
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Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
If you look in the bathroom mirror and ask your reflection "You talking to me?", seek help.
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don't let your ice cream melt down the front of your trousers
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Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Know where to stand for corners if you're playing the Germans
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Don’t try to hide jelly doughnuts in your foot locker!!!
Don’t assume that a small clear bag of white powder is cocaine!!!
Don’t play beach volleyball in nothing but your blue skin tight jeans!!!
Any guesses for the above film titles?
Don’t assume that a small clear bag of white powder is cocaine!!!
Don’t play beach volleyball in nothing but your blue skin tight jeans!!!
Any guesses for the above film titles?
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Don’t accept any mythical creatures from strange men in pubs
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Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Never get into anything that you cannot get out of in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
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Never take a knife to a gunfight (unless you are James Coburn in The Magnificent Seven)
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Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
They would couple that with "when life gives you lemons, make lemonade"ElectroClaret wrote: ↑Thu Mar 23, 2023 7:17 pmIf you wake up with a horses head in your bed, watch out.
(Actually, that might be the ultimate fantasy for our mates down the motorway.)
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Duplicated
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If you are a cat, avoid Audrey Hepburn if she comes into an animal shelter looking for a pet.
Tiger tanks don't like from behind.
If you are planning a journey, avoid the route that passes through midsomer.
Catrin Stewart is an infinitely better actress than Kristen Stewart. To be fair, Jackie Stewart and Paul Stewart would probably be better actresses too.
Tiger tanks don't like from behind.
If you are planning a journey, avoid the route that passes through midsomer.
Catrin Stewart is an infinitely better actress than Kristen Stewart. To be fair, Jackie Stewart and Paul Stewart would probably be better actresses too.
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Always be careful when you zip up your fly.
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If you and your friends know there is a mad axe murderer in the vicinity, don't split up and all look for him alone.
And be careful what day you choose to give up smoking ... drinking ... amphetamines ... sniffing glue ...
And be careful what day you choose to give up smoking ... drinking ... amphetamines ... sniffing glue ...
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Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Don't go into the water.
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Always count how many bullets a police officer fires at you...it could be 5 or it could be 6...and never Rob a bank dressed as sid vicious.
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Keep off the moors.
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Life is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you’re gonna get…
…unless it’s in the shape of a nut, strawberry, segment of orange, coffee bean, dark or white in colour…
…unless it’s in the shape of a nut, strawberry, segment of orange, coffee bean, dark or white in colour…
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Take the blue pill
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Re: Lessons you can learn from movies
Never leave Smack in your coat pocket when you take the bosses wife out for a meal .
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When ten pin bowling, if you cross the line, mark it zero or you're entering a world of pain.
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If you meet John Wick don't kill his dog and steal his car ...
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Don't sit in the back seat of a car when Vincent Vega has a gun in his hand and its a bumpy road
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Just blow the bloody doors off
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Don’t bother wearing a clean vest if you are going to Nakatomi Tower for a Christmas party.
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Don't ask who Zed is.
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Don't get them wet, don't feed them after midnight.
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Don't peel onions sitting on a bridge over a Far Eastern river........
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If you find you are not tall enough to go on Fairground rides ... Pop a coin in the Fortune teller Zoltar machine ... next morning you will find yourself Big
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If you find yourself in a dinosaur park do not go in the toilet ..